KUMAIL: I was watching this monster movie with my friend. And he turned to me, and he was like, "What would you do in that situation?"
The Big Sick
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I'm never gonna be one of the last guys alive. I'm gonna be the first guy to die.
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[ Laughs ] Here's your 20 back, Mr. Nanjiani. Do you think I can use this $20 bill now to buy something? It look better now, right?
The Big Sick
6.4s
And he does look better with glasses. - Right? - He does. How did you do that? Oh, no, a magician never reveals her tricks.
The Big Sick
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Okay. And now we sprinkle the magic dust on. Just a little bit. Yeah, you can't do it without the magic dust. Yeah. No, yeah, I need it. All right.
The Big Sick
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- Watching carefully. - AZMAT: Mmm-hmm.
The Big Sick
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Some very interesting premises in your set tonight. - Oh, thanks. - Yeah. I just wanted you to know. I'm about to take off. But you made it to the finals for the Montreal showcase. Oh, my God. Thank you. - You, too, Mary. - Oh! - Okay. - Okay.
My advice to you is that you go home, you get something to eat, and try to relax.
The Big Sick
12s
Now that the niceties are out of the way, um, I have to tell you that when you yelled at me, it really threw me off, and, uh, you really shouldn't heckle comedians. It's so rude. I didn't heckle you.
The Big Sick
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I just whoo-hoo'd you. It was supportive. Okay, that's a common misconception. But yelling anything at a comedian is considered heckling. Heckling doesn't have to be negative. So, if I-- If I yelled out, like, "You're amazing in bed!" - [ Laughs ] - That'd be a heckle? Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle. - Cool. - Whoa.
The Big Sick
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- Hi. - Hi. - Hello. - Um, my name's Kumail. [ Laughs ] Yeah, we know. Yeah, we saw you perform.
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MARY: I truly hate you, actually. CHRIS: We all hate you.
The Big Sick
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- What about me? - He... They, both of you. He said, "Those guys performed."
The Big Sick
2.8s
Really? You're not from Pakistan.
The Big Sick
1.2s
[ Emily whoops loudly]
The Big Sick
1.9s
Is Pakistan in the house?
The Big Sick
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- CHRIS: Are you kidding me? - Mmm. He just gave you Montreal? Like, you don't have to showcase or audition or anything? No. It was too easy, almost. Like, I wanted to struggle. I wanted-- I wanted a story to be able to tell on talk shows, and instead, like...
