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- Hey! - Hello. Guess who just wrote roughly fourteen paragraphs on Byron's Facebook page... about what a worthless sleazebag he is. Ah, yes. The revenge phase. Three glasses of Savah-Bee will do that to a girl. Yep, you are drunk. The alcohol is actually helping. Because it's giving me clarity. Clarity? - What kind of clarity? - Okay. Um, did I just see a penis? Where are you? Oh. Nowhere, nowhere, nowhere. Did I just see a dick the size of Simon Birch, or what's going on? Don't worry. What were you saying? - "Clarity"? - Okay, I have this crazy idea. I'm feeling a lot of stuff right now. With the business and you. I want you to come over. And I want to watch... When Harry Met Sally. Remember the time we did it? Did what? Oh, my God! I don't wanna put you in a weird position... if you don't wanna do it again. Oh, no, no, no. It's not a weird position. It's a good position. You know what? Yeah, let's do it. Okay, great! Cool. I'm here! I'll just come right over. And, uh, we'll do it.
Stuber
19.2s
You need to tell her how you feel. A relationship cannot thrive without honesty. That's why Amber calls me out for being a fat piece of dogshit. That's abuse. That's a different thing. No, it's love. Tough love. Look, we about to get a rush. What's your fat Freddie Mercury-looking-ass got for me? All right. Let's cut the shit.
Stuber
34.4s
That's the microwave, homes. What the hell? You guys just sit around... and watch fish all day? How's that? And, I'm gonna give you five seconds to tell me where Amo Cortez is! "So, we can... "...fuck." Yeah. That's it. People say that. I wanna fuck you. No. "So, we can... "do the thing that we had... "decided upon." That's good, that's good. Sent. God, what have I done? Attack, Pico! What's wrong with him?
Stuber