Tedjo's slippery. He's small, but don't underestimate him. - Just follow my lead, kiddo. - Okay. - Sir. - Yes, please. Hello. Need to get up to the penthouse please. I'll let Mr. Washington know that you're here. It's best if we surprise Mr. Washington. Yeah. I think that'd be best.
Stuber
1.6s
Is this the Uber app?
Stuber
1.2s
Oh, shit!
Stuber
1.3s
Hey.
Stuber
2.5s
Two, three, four, five, six!
Stuber
11.7s
Big lease. This is it, huh? Yep. I have signed my half. Once you sign yours, it is official. I'd have to move some funds around, but, you know... Check out my photoshop skills.
Stuber
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Thank you. "Mr. Washington"? Why would Tedjo stay here and not a safehouse? Better not be a bad friggin' tip. "Friggin'"?
Stuber
1.6s
We good.
Stuber
13.5s
Uh... So, I didn't think you were gonna give me five stars... so I already rated you three stars. But given the circumstances, I feel that's very generous. Hey.
Stuber
4.5s
Where'd he go? Hey! I got him!
Stuber
2.7s
You fucked with the wrong Uber driver!
Stuber
20s
Oh, this is your other horrible job? I came here once to buy some fishing gear. Clerk was a real dick. I wanted to shoot him in the leg, but I had self-control. Yeah, that was probably my boss. He's the second worst guy I've ever met. Who's the first? I'll give you a hint. It's you.
