Yeah, 'cause I don't really have any questions. - No. - Other than... When did you get married? When did you get divorced? What's his name? How tall is he? Did you love him? I guess I have a couple questions. Uh-huh.
The Big Sick
1.9s
And those are just the people you like.
The Big Sick
3.9s
I go off alone to find the cat. [ Audience laughing ]
The Big Sick
2.9s
Uh, me. What about me? Oh, you know what?
The Big Sick
2.1s
That was very reassuring, wasn't it?
The Big Sick
2.9s
Hello. No. Please sit. Please sit.
The Big Sick
16.4s
What's the whole thing with Muslims growing beards, anyway? It's such an arbitrary thing, right? Like, who decided that, "Oh, we have to have beards." Oh. But you'll do... So, there's a billion of us, and you're the only one with the truth. Is that right? So, the sun is just shining down on you right now. It's just parting. [ Vocalizing ]
The Big Sick
6s
Gets really itchy. I've tried. - It's all patchy. - Oh, is it itchy? - I know I sound like a baby. - Well, try being a man and conditioning like I do.
The Big Sick
22.8s
There's another type of marriage. It's called love marriage, and that's bad. My cousin Rehan married an Irish woman, and he was kicked out of the family. Nobody is allowed to talk to him. Why didn't you tell me any of this? Because I didn't think you'd fucking understand, and I was fucking right. You don't think that I could fathom your life in any fucking way? Oh, you think you could understand me? I'm fighting a 1,400-year-old culture. You were ugly in high school. There's a big fucking difference.
The Big Sick
3.2s
Marriage. Okay? We just call it marriage.
The Big Sick
2.4s
Anyway, he's a great guy.
The Big Sick
10.2s
So, you were hiding fucking something, too. My divorce does not mean that our future is impossible. It actually means the direct opposite. I'm not hiding anything from you. Okay?
The Big Sick
2.3s
- Yeah, I really... - [ All murmuring ]
The Big Sick
1.4s
Oh, my God, I'm so stupid.
The Big Sick
1.5s
[ Emily sighs ]
The Big Sick
1.2s
No.
The Big Sick
6.2s
Can you make his belly disappear? - Oh. - Come on. I'm too happy with my belly. Does anyone have a dollar?
The Big Sick
5.4s
All right. Andrew Jackson. Don't you think he would look cool with a pair of sunglasses?
