"Yo, Becs! 'Sup... "girl? "I'll be slightly late. "But I'll be right over... "so we can... "have sex."
Stuber
1.4s
Shit!
Stuber
17.5s
Tedjo's slippery. He's small, but don't underestimate him. - Just follow my lead, kiddo. - Okay. - Sir. - Yes, please. Hello. Need to get up to the penthouse please. I'll let Mr. Washington know that you're here. It's best if we surprise Mr. Washington. Yeah. I think that'd be best.
Stuber
1.6s
Is this the Uber app?
Stuber
1.2s
Oh, shit!
Stuber
1.3s
Hey.
Stuber
2.5s
Two, three, four, five, six!
Stuber
11.7s
Big lease. This is it, huh? Yep. I have signed my half. Once you sign yours, it is official. I'd have to move some funds around, but, you know... Check out my photoshop skills.
Stuber
9.4s
Thank you. "Mr. Washington"? Why would Tedjo stay here and not a safehouse? Better not be a bad friggin' tip. "Friggin'"?
Stuber
1.6s
We good.
Stuber
13.5s
Uh... So, I didn't think you were gonna give me five stars... so I already rated you three stars. But given the circumstances, I feel that's very generous. Hey.
Stuber
4.5s
Where'd he go? Hey! I got him!
Stuber
8.7s
And that was Thor! A lot of security back here. I'm gonna check it out. Stay put.
Stuber
19.8s
I just was... Because you had said that we couldn't mention me on the pamphlet... because it's a women-only gym... and then your man friend Byron Jade... much more of a man than I am. Oh, Stu, no, no, no! No, this is just about getting butts on bikes. Sign it, sign it, sign it. Okay!
Stuber
56.2s
That's funny. No, seriously, how much do you bench? Two-hundo? Three-hundo? I wanna get up to, you know, having a 45 on each side. Bang those out. Grandfather wore glasses, but glaucoma so... Why are we stopping? - What the hell's going on? - Hi. - Hi. - I'm Sloan. Melanie. - What the hell? - The USC campus, right? - Yeah. - Can I interest you in some Canadian chocolate? Coffee Crisps? - We're actually late... - Nope, we're good... ...so if you could get us there. What the hell's going on? Two young women have just gotten into the back seat of the car. You selected the UberPool option, so... Uber-what? UberPool. You pool the cost of the ride with other passengers going in the same direction. No. No. It's actually very cost-efficient. They're going to USC and he's just... No, no, no. Ladies, official police business. Is that even real? Get the fuck out of the car! - Oh, God! - Go, go! - Move it, move it! - Stop yelling at us! - Grab your shit... - What? No, no. - ...and get out! - Seriously? - No, please come back! - So lame! Please don't penalize my star rating! Not my fault! Come on. Let's go, Steve.
Stuber
4.1s
You are doing great. Just focus on Becca.
Stuber
1.2s
I quit.
Stuber
21.2s
Yes! - I'm sorry. - Yes! - So sorry! Oh, God! - Stu! Vic! Vic! Yes! Yes! Let's go! Go! Go! I just hit someone with my car! She'll live. - You hit a crooked cop. - That was a cop? Oh, my God. Are you the bad guy? I'm not the bad guy. Come on!
