And we all know what happens after eight Jell-O shots. We urinate all over ourselves and puke. Okay, so I'm gonna bring up the next comic. - Confidence. Poise. - You know this man. Give it up for Mr. Chris Jones! - Smile. - [ Audience cheering ] - DODD: Chris! - He's like if a serial killer fucked an inspirational speaker. He's like Daniel Day-Lewis, except he sucks.
The Big Sick
2.4s
No day has lived up to that day.
The Big Sick
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We know who you are, Kumail.
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3.4s
Don't you want to move to L.A.? Hang out with Elijah Wood, and shit?
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2.4s
- [ Applause ] - [ Cheering ]
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1.1s
Hello?
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1.6s
KUMAIL: Hello.
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There's a massive infection in her lungs, and all her vitals are elevated.
The Big Sick
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Um, I'll tell you about myself.
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1.6s
You ducking my parents.
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- Well, what about C-Dog? - Who's that?
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[ Whispering ] I'll be right back.
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- AZMAT: Abracadabra. - Okay.
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[ Phone ringing ]
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Does she have HIV?
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2.6s
It's getting really late. We should go to sleep.
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1.4s
She's still in the ER.
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4.5s
I die so the other characters get to find out that something weird's going on.
