AZMAT: Kumail. You're being selfish, you're not thinking about us.
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[ "My World" by Jimmie Gray playing ]
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She loves birds. Like, she gets excited every time she sees a bird. She's like, "Look at this, it's a bird." I'm always like, "Yeah, they're all over the place. "They're birds." But she, like... She likes that bird, you know? Every bird she sees, she sees it.
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Like, I hung out with other girls, but then I married Fatima. And we hardly spoke two words to each other in the first few months, but now, Kumi, - she's like my best friend. - I know. You have to break up with her immediately.
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I was visiting someone down the hall, and I was, like, I'll just pop in - and say hi to Emily. - Oh. No, I'm joking. I'm here for you.
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- I'm not a burger. - Yes, you're a burger. - I'm not a burger. - You're a big, fat burger. And biscuit is actually a British term. Oh, thank you for all the information I don't give a shit about. And you should listen to Mom and grow a beard.
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Eventually, you have to marry a Pakistani girl. Like...
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- [ Jazz music playing ] - [ Indistinct chatter ]
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Um, because, uh...
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Here we go. Yeah.
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Batting.
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Now, come on.
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Yeah, 'cause I don't really have any questions. - No. - Other than... When did you get married? When did you get divorced? What's his name? How tall is he? Did you love him? I guess I have a couple questions. Uh-huh.
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Well, you'll come to Mary's party Friday night, right? And then we'll probably spend the night, so I won't be able to see you till Monday, so...
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Everyone I knew was getting married super young, so we did, and, um, one day I was at a restaurant, and I saw this couple making out.
The Big Sick
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And I thought, "Huh. I don't think about my husband like that. "But that's okay."
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And then another part of my brain was like, "No, that's not okay. This is your life."
The Big Sick
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Yeah. Yeah, I was married. - You were married? - Um... I was. I was married.
