Who's Bob Dalavan? Bob Dalavan works for the Montreal Comedy Festival, you fucking doof. - He's here? - CJ: Yes. Don't you want to get noticed?
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- Twenty? Big spender. - [ Laughs ]
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DODD: Keep it going for the next performer, my man, Mr. Kumail Nanjiani.
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But, for me, it was probably that we got episodes of Knight Rider a little bit later. And by "little bit later, " I mean, we just got episode two. [ Audience laughs ] But other than that, it was exactly the same. [ "Devils Haircut" by Beck playing ]
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He might've been doing cocaine. Was he doing cocaine recreationally? True cokehead. - Cocaine. - I wonder if he was. [ Audience applauding ] Now, before I bring out the next guy, you guys know tonight is Jell-O shot Tuesday! [ Whoops loudly ]
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Nobody's on stage? No.
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And we all know what happens after eight Jell-O shots. We urinate all over ourselves and puke. Okay, so I'm gonna bring up the next comic. - Confidence. Poise. - You know this man. Give it up for Mr. Chris Jones! - Smile. - [ Audience cheering ] - DODD: Chris! - He's like if a serial killer fucked an inspirational speaker. He's like Daniel Day-Lewis, except he sucks.
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[ Crying ] Stickers.
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- I will give you something. - Okay.
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Emily's a good person. I'm not saying she's not. All I'm saying is, this is the universe telling you, "Seize your moment. "Be a little selfish and pursue your career." Bob Dalavan's gonna be here on Thursday. If you get the Montreal Comedy Festival, it would change things for you.
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[ Indistinct chattering ]
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[ Siren wailing ]
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What? No. I mean, she... - Are you her husband? - No. Oh, we need to intubate her immediately. I need a family member to sign this. So I'm gonna ask you again, are you her husband? What does, uh, "intubate" mean?
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Uh, listen, the doctor will be here any minute. She's just running a little late.
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FATIMA: That is amazing.
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I'll be right back.
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Listen, Emily's in the hospital. She has a really bad flu or something.
