Listen... I know you're this, like, Steven Seagal badass who doesn't need shit from anyone.
Stuber
15.8s
You and Tedjo. The whole time. I knew all I had to give you was one lead and you'd track him like a dog. Leon, are you sure? That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? Where are you? Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. All right, Leon, where's...
Stuber
3.3s
- Okay. - Bye. Bye.
Stuber
36.1s
I just can't do this anymore. I can't have casual sex with you and pretend like I don't feel anything. I can't open a business with you and hope that that will make you fall in love with me. Okay, all right. I guess I'll find the other half somehow. No, no. Keep my money, seriously. I know it's gonna be very successful and as an investor I'll become super wealthy. But it's your dream, not mine. Wait, what? But I don't wanna lose you. Can we still be friends? No. No. Because I am in love with you.
Stuber
22.5s
Well, switch to gas! There's no gas! It's an electric car! You got an electric car that doesn't use gas? Everybody who buys an electric car has a car that doesn't use gas. That's what an electric car is. Well, that shit attitude is not gonna help us out of this situation. No attitude will help. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Stuber
2.5s
All right, I'm taking out his tires. Okay.
Stuber
1.7s
- Shit! That never works. - Shit.
Stuber
11.2s
Oh, you're scaring me, Stu. And I love it! I spent my time driving assholes like you around. Got pretty good at it. And I love Styx! You had me pegged from the start, dude. I'm gonna turn it up. Here we go!
Stuber
13.2s
Yeah! You're a badass! - Yeah! - There she is! Go, Stu, go! - There she is! - Yeah! Go! Get me closer! What? No, I'm trying to get away! - Get me closer! Get me closer! - No! No! No!
Stuber
1.3s
Come on!
Stuber
2.1s
Dad, fucking stop!
Stuber
7.4s
I will kill you... if you touch my daughter! Dad, stop! Dad, don't!
Stuber
4s
Watch out. Watch out! Let him go. Let him go.
Stuber
2s
Stu, get the gun!
Stuber
9.5s
If I do get a medal, I'm gonna donate it to an orphanage. Just to inspire those little shits. We recovered your phones from the wreckage. Yes!
Stuber
10.1s
Come on, Dad. On your stomach! On your stomach! Roll over! Roll over. On your stomach, now! - Hands to your side. - Cuff him.
Stuber
6.6s
Do you need a tissue for those tears? No, that's... There must be some hot sauce in your hair.
