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23.6s
Don't let him out of here! I'm a henchman. I've been aiding and abetting a bad guy. You Stockholm-syndromed me. - That's not cool. - You saved my ass. You saved my ass, kid. You got brass balls. - Don't talk about my balls. - It's me and you. Leave my balls out of it. We're a team, buddy. Make a U-turn. Very funny. I'm not letting Tedjo get away. Not again. I'm driving, and we're going where I say we go. - Stu, turn around! - No! Let go! - Let go! - God damn it... Stu, turn around! This is my car!
Stuber
22.6s
It wasn't fun. You can't drop me off. I need you to come with me. No, no, no. You're a cop. I'm a civilian. You're built for justice. I'm built for brunch. I do civilian things. I like walks. And I really wanna get into brewing beer. Like IPAs, maybe a nice Hefeweizen. But I cannot do that if I'm dead.
Stuber
36.1s
I just can't do this anymore. I can't have casual sex with you and pretend like I don't feel anything. I can't open a business with you and hope that that will make you fall in love with me. Okay, all right. I guess I'll find the other half somehow. No, no. Keep my money, seriously. I know it's gonna be very successful and as an investor I'll become super wealthy. But it's your dream, not mine. Wait, what? But I don't wanna lose you. Can we still be friends? No. No. Because I am in love with you.
Stuber
22.5s
Well, switch to gas! There's no gas! It's an electric car! You got an electric car that doesn't use gas? Everybody who buys an electric car has a car that doesn't use gas. That's what an electric car is. Well, that shit attitude is not gonna help us out of this situation. No attitude will help. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Stuber