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Stuber. You didn't cancel. It affects my rating. I can't drop below four stars or I lose this job. Ooh. New ride? A little eco-puss for me but not bad. How'd you afford this, Stuber? It's a lease, and you can stop calling me Stuber. Oh, come on. You know I gotta be tough with you. I can't show favoritism in front of my other employees. You told Ashley in kayaks that I lost my penis in the Gulf War. I did that. Come on, man. The point is, I see potential in you, Stu. Just type in your destination.

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I need backup. We need medical support at the west entrance to the Staples Center. You're good. Hey. Morris? Morris? Morris!

Stuber

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Tell me you're good. Morris? Come on, kid, talk to me.

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Stay with me, kiddo. Come on. Oh, God damn it!

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- Hey. Merry Christmas. - Hey. Hey. Oh, yeah, we're dating now.

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Come on, bud. Come on, buddy.

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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

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Okay. Really? You're a pain in my ass, but I trust you. All right, they're making a deal in Inglewood. Watseka Salvage. The meet goes down in half an hour. Send in the cavalry. Call in SWAT. - Okay. You got it, Vic. - And, Captain... thanks for not giving up on me. You bet.

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Vic? I know you think I'm the boy who cried Tedjo, but I got the drop location. I know this went to the feds... but I really need backup.

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I don't know where Vic is. How would I know?

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I found Vic.

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And you got your bloody footprints all over Leon's murder scene. And I'm on surveillance footage at the Sizzle Room. McHENRY: Tedjo's distribution center, you mean. But then you got greedy... and you got yourself killed in a shoot-out during a drop. In fact, it happened right over there.

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Yes! - I'm sorry. - Yes! - So sorry! Oh, God! - Stu! Vic! Vic! Yes! Yes! Let's go! Go! Go! I just hit someone with my car! She'll live. - You hit a crooked cop. - That was a cop? Oh, my God. Are you the bad guy? I'm not the bad guy. Come on!

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Okay.

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One, two... go!

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Faster!

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Don't let him out of here! I'm a henchman. I've been aiding and abetting a bad guy. You Stockholm-syndromed me. - That's not cool. - You saved my ass. You saved my ass, kid. You got brass balls. - Don't talk about my balls. - It's me and you. Leave my balls out of it. We're a team, buddy. Make a U-turn. Very funny. I'm not letting Tedjo get away. Not again. I'm driving, and we're going where I say we go. - Stu, turn around! - No! Let go! - Let go! - God damn it... Stu, turn around! This is my car!

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It wasn't fun. You can't drop me off. I need you to come with me. No, no, no. You're a cop. I'm a civilian. You're built for justice. I'm built for brunch. I do civilian things. I like walks. And I really wanna get into brewing beer. Like IPAs, maybe a nice Hefeweizen. But I cannot do that if I'm dead.

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