Hey! Come on! Hey! Look, I need you to... kill those lights. Now! - Come on! - Okay.
Stuber
2.5s
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Stuber
43.8s
I love this one. I'll take it. Put a sold sign on that, please. It's a spin gym for women called... "Spinster". That is a terrible name. No, no, no, I don't think you heard. It's a spin gym. So it's like a pun. It's a play on the words. It's whimsical. It's welcoming. It's fun. "Come on in." A spinster is an old woman who never found love. You might as well call your gym "Old Hag Bikes". Huh. I'm just saying, like, if it's your passion... - maybe find a better name. - It's not my passion. Well, then what is your passion? You know, I feel like LA's full of people following their passion. We need more people to settle. We need more settlers. You know, this country was founded on settlers.
Stuber
3.6s
It smells like balls in here. Wonder why.
Stuber
1.3s
No.
Stuber
4.4s
My name is Stu. Fuck you.
Stuber
4.1s
Hit "send". So this Tedjo guy killed your partner?
Stuber
1.7s
We'll go up there.
Stuber
2.9s
Stop! Stop it! I'm gonna shoot you!
Stuber
2.3s
"Andre the giant motherfucker."
Stuber
13.1s
That's technically not the sky. That's the sky's tears. It's tears of joy 'cause the sky is proud of you. Please shut up. Well, no worries.
Stuber
2.5s
All right, I'm taking out his tires. Okay.
Stuber
10.5s
Dad? - Hey! - Hey, kid! - You actually came! - Yeah, of course I came. - Whoa, what is that smell? - A long story. Blood. Dog food. Vomit.
Stuber
3.7s
Drunk bastard just gave me a dollar. Cool.
Stuber
15.8s
You and Tedjo. The whole time. I knew all I had to give you was one lead and you'd track him like a dog. Leon, are you sure? That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? Where are you? Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. All right, Leon, where's...
Stuber
17.9s
He brought his undercover crew with him. Top of his class at Quantico. He's Dark Ops. Los Angeles as well. Tariq, don't shoot him! Don't do it! Don't do it. - Don't shoot! - Don't do it! You assholes called multiple Ubers at the same time? So uncool! God damn it.
