Stuber. You didn't cancel. It affects my rating. I can't drop below four stars or I lose this job. Ooh. New ride? A little eco-puss for me but not bad. How'd you afford this, Stuber? It's a lease, and you can stop calling me Stuber. Oh, come on. You know I gotta be tough with you. I can't show favoritism in front of my other employees. You told Ashley in kayaks that I lost my penis in the Gulf War. I did that. Come on, man. The point is, I see potential in you, Stu. Just type in your destination.
Stuber
6.2s
Dad, it's over. That's it. - Get down! - Don't move! Stay down.
Stuber
5.3s
Back away! Yes! Dad, come on. Get up, get up!
Stuber
1.6s
I'm really sorry.
Stuber
1.5s
Morris!
Stuber
2.9s
What the fuck? I was going for his face.
Stuber
4.7s
Tell me you're good. Morris? Come on, kid, talk to me.
Stuber
2.6s
Come on! Come on, we gotta go! Let's go.
Stuber
13.5s
Uh... So, I didn't think you were gonna give me five stars... so I already rated you three stars. But given the circumstances, I feel that's very generous. Hey.
Stuber
1.3s
Hey.
Stuber
11.7s
Big lease. This is it, huh? Yep. I have signed my half. Once you sign yours, it is official. I'd have to move some funds around, but, you know... Check out my photoshop skills.
Stuber
11.5s
- Hey. - Hey, hey, kid. - How you feeling? - I can see. Well, that's good. - You look great. - Thanks. I look like I've been up all night.
Stuber
1.6s
Shit.
Stuber
1.7s
Who parked a boat here?
Stuber
19.7s
Stop that! Why are you laughing? Stop that! Stop! Stop that! Stop laughing! I'm a cop! I'm being for real! Fuck you! You ain't no cop! I am a cop! I'll take you downtown! Stop that! You're gonna go to jail! I'll fucking book you, man! No! Please, please! Stop it! Stop kicking!
Stuber
1.3s
Thank you.
Stuber
9.5s
If I do get a medal, I'm gonna donate it to an orphanage. Just to inspire those little shits. We recovered your phones from the wreckage. Yes!
