Hey. Let me guess, you want me to drive you to all the Sarah Connors in the city, huh? Come on. Start it up. Let's go. Oh, it's already started. Electric car. I call it "silent but deadly." Kind of like a fart, but instead it's a great car. Drive. I'm Stu. How do you do? Can I get you some bottled water? Some Canadian chocolates? It was one of those things where I thought I was getting five bars on Amazon, - but I ended up getting five... - Koreatown. Now. Koreatown. Now. Hold on. I'm gonna bang a U-ey here real quick. Nope. Don't got it. Hold on. Thank you, thank you.
Stuber
2s
I'll kill you!
Stuber
2.7s
You fucked with the wrong Uber driver!
Stuber
21.2s
Nah. It's okay. I'm used to that. So, how do you know my dad? He kidnapped me. We killed some people. Huh. I'm on the fence. Really? I think she's brilliant. Her pieces are so emotionally charged. Reminds me of a young Richard Serra. Like if Tilted Arc had a soul.
Stuber
6.3s
Amo Cortez? Sorry, homie. This ain't LAPD territory. Yeah, it is now. - Hey! - What the fuck, man?
Stuber
1.2s
Hey.
Stuber
3.3s
- Okay. - Bye. Bye.
Stuber
3.3s
I got him! Fuck. It worked.
Stuber
20s
Oh, this is your other horrible job? I came here once to buy some fishing gear. Clerk was a real dick. I wanted to shoot him in the leg, but I had self-control. Yeah, that was probably my boss. He's the second worst guy I've ever met. Who's the first? I'll give you a hint. It's you.
Stuber
6.9s
And he oversees a heroin pipeline... that's gonna kill a lot more people. Teenagers. Kids.
Stuber
1.7s
- Shit! That never works. - Shit.
Stuber
2.2s
Vic!
Stuber
6.3s
"Come Sail Away." That's what it's called! "Come Sail Away."
Stuber
13.9s
"Yo, Becs! 'Sup... "girl? "I'll be slightly late. "But I'll be right over... "so we can... "have sex."
Stuber
8.9s
Vic? I know you think I'm the boy who cried Tedjo, but I got the drop location. I know this went to the feds... but I really need backup.
