All right. So we're done. I'll just drop you off where I picked...
Stuber
1.6s
Becca.
Stuber
6.4s
Yes! Get angry! Own that shit! Now, come on. Let's go!
Stuber
1.9s
Steve. Let's go.
Stuber
4.8s
And I'm telling your dad you masturbate in the handicap stall. Oh, don't do that.
Stuber
3.7s
Silent but deadly. What the hell are you talking...
Stuber
1.2s
Stu!
Stuber
5.3s
Back away! Yes! Dad, come on. Get up, get up!
Stuber
17.8s
Must be. You think about that Nick Lachey-looking fuck... who betrayed you. I know who he is. Kevin. Accountant. Worthless. Put it on the bike. On top of that hill is frose, six Midol, and alimony! You get half of...
Stuber
4.6s
Hey, get up here. Look at that. Look at that.
Stuber
16.7s
- I'm so sorry. - No, no, no. It's my fault. You don't have man boobs. Her bark is way more vicious than her bite. That's not true. She bit me. It really hurt. Hey, can you give me a hand with something? Your self-esteem? She was up by twelve points in August. I was all in.
Stuber
1.6s
Surprise.
Stuber
1.9s
I'll do it myself.
Stuber
19.7s
Stop that! Why are you laughing? Stop that! Stop! Stop that! Stop laughing! I'm a cop! I'm being for real! Fuck you! You ain't no cop! I am a cop! I'll take you downtown! Stop that! You're gonna go to jail! I'll fucking book you, man! No! Please, please! Stop it! Stop kicking!
Stuber
2.2s
My name is Stu.
Stuber
4.3s
We were debating when to tell you, but... - Christmas felt right. - Mmm-hmm.
Stuber
11.3s
All right. Wake up, asshole. Tedjo deal. When and where? - Fuck you, pig. - Oh, yeah? Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? Now, when and where?
Stuber
19.4s
Here, take this. Oh, no, I am not touching that. He can help me crack a case I've been working on for years! He's handcuffed. - He's locked in a car. - I'm not doing it. - The safety's on. - No. Just point it at him. Don't let him smell you're a civilian. Two minutes. You get your five stars... and you're free to go see your girl, man. And you get to tell her how you helped an officer in need.
