Honestly, you are being super selfish. You're right, but you're selfish. - [ Audience applauding ] - [ Man whoops ]
The Big Sick
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You already have heroin.
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You know, so I forgot your birthday. - Who gives a shit? - [ Audience laughs ] Like, you are cosmically overreacting to this.
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[ Door opens ]
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What's going on?
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Have you guys heard of this drug cocktail called cheese? Uh, I saw these news reports, so I looked up what cheese is, and cheese is a mixture. Cheese is Tylenol PM and heroin. [ Scattered laughter ] So, really, it's heroin.
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And they're very disappointed 'cause they wanted me to be a doctor. [ Audience laughing ] You guys are like, why didn't you just tell them that you wanted to be a doctor? It's a lie anyway, and I'm like, well, it has to be believable.
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1.2s
Her favorite song.
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1.5s
Good-bye forever.
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8.7s
My first day in America, my uncle took me to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. [ Audience laughing ] And I was like, "This is every day in America!"
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When you and Mom went on your first date, what movie did you see?
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1.4s
I will.
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9.8s
Apparently, there are good and bad comas, and the kind that they put her in, the medically-induced coma, are definitely, like, the good kind of coma.
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1.3s
Okay.
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I was, uh, lying to my parents, I was telling them I was gonna be a lawyer.
