You look a little drained. You're home a little late. Was your day OK? Well, it was until the bus broke down. The bus broke down? Was it dangerous? No, it was just, uh, just sputtered out. It was an electrical problem. Electrical problem? Could it have exploded into a fireball? No, no. It's just an old bus. Well, I think they should get their best driver, who's also a great poet, a brand-new bus. It's the least they could do. The city of Paterson? Not likely.
Paterson
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Well, that's as far as I got so far. But it's pretty amazing, right? For someone who never played before? It's very amazing. You just learned all that today? Yeah, from these instructional DVDs. And I've been baking all day too. Well, I'm very impressed. Isn't she beautiful? Yeah, you two were made for each other. What's it called again? The... the Jester? - No, the Harlequin. - Harlequin. And thank you, my love.
Paterson
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Maybe you should get a smartphone. Just for emergencies. You know I don't want one. The world worked fine before they even existed. I know, darling, but sometimes they make things easier.
Paterson
13s
I told you that place could be dangerous. I mean, anyone could just walk in there any time with a shotgun or something. Now you see what I mean? - Yeah. - Yeah. But it was only... it was only a toy gun.
Paterson
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♪ I've been working on the railroad ♪ All the livelong day ♪ I've been working on the railroad ♪ Just to pass the time away ♪
Paterson
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Surprise! Just sit down, darling, for a second, and listen to this.
Paterson
4.3s
Who's sitting in Daddy's chair? Who's sitting in Daddy's chair, huh?
Paterson
2s
I smell cupcakes.
Paterson
1.4s
The Harlequin.
Paterson
13.9s
Thanks, Paterson. That was very heroic. Yeah, wow. OK. I don't know. If it wasn't for you, crazy motherfucker might have shot himself to death with a piece of foam.
Paterson
6.2s
Without love, what reason is there for anything?
Paterson
7.8s
You damn chucklehead. Comin' in here. Clearin' out my place. I oughta kick your black ass.
Paterson
10.4s
If I can't have you, then I guess nobody can. Everett. Stop acting crazy. Crazy? You wanna see crazy? I'll show y'all crazy!
