What time is it? - It's Saturday morning, baby. - Oh.
Paterson
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Well, honey. I'm just glad you're OK.
Paterson
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Thanks, Paterson. That was very heroic. Yeah, wow. OK. I don't know. If it wasn't for you, crazy motherfucker might have shot himself to death with a piece of foam.
Paterson
10.4s
If I can't have you, then I guess nobody can. Everett. Stop acting crazy. Crazy? You wanna see crazy? I'll show y'all crazy!
Paterson
7.8s
You damn chucklehead. Comin' in here. Clearin' out my place. I oughta kick your black ass.
Hey, Doc, if you're not doing anything tomorrow, they're having the new outdoor farmer's market again. And I know for a fact there's gonna be some fantastic cupcakes for sale in the bakery booth. Oh, tomorrow's, uh... tomorrow's Saturday. I got that big chess tournament goin' on over there in Camden. Oh, right, right. OK, well, good luck. Yeah, thanks. Hey, fellas. - Hey, Marie. - Hey, shortie. How you and, uh, Romeo doin'? Please, Everett! And we're not doing. If anything, he's acting worse. But I think the key word is acting. Well, how well do you really know him? We've known each other since we were kids. And I really do care about him. It's just... this whole girlfriend thing was a big mistake. Obviously. It's cool. He just needs to act out. He's always been that way. He needed some kind of drama, and then he gets over it. He's not gonna do anything crazy, is he? If you ask me, everything he does is crazy.
Paterson
8.9s
Why are you up already? It's Saturday. I have to get my cupcakes to the farmer's market. - Remember? - I do now.
Paterson
2.7s
Mmm, still smell a hint of beer.
Paterson
1.2s
Honey, should I change my shirt?
Paterson
2s
Smooth move, Paterson.
Paterson
6s
And you, my little man. You're gonna have to stay here and guard the palace.