What are you gonna be for Halloween? My mom found this picture on Instagram of these kids, they were shadows. So they crept up next to kids, other kids, and they used to spook 'em out and look like shadows. One year, I was actually a subway surfer. You can buy that one? Um, no, I built it.
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Did they have elephants in ancient Persia?
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Thank you.
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You love somebody... more than anything in the whole damn world. You... worship her. You don't wanna be alive without her and... she says she doesn't want you.
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♪ Just call me Paul Lawrence Dunbar ♪
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Get any writing done? I did, a little, yeah.
Paterson
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Accordion. No, I just drive the regular ones. Did you ever drive a fire truck? No, just, uh, buses and cars, and, uh, I drove a big truck a few times, but, uh, that's it.
Paterson
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Our own Romeo and Juliet. Or, maybe, more like Antony and Cleopatra? Speaking of Romeo and Juliet, Abbott and Costello.
Paterson
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Oh, my. I have so much to do.
Paterson
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If I can't have you, then I guess nobody can. Everett. Stop acting crazy. Crazy? You wanna see crazy? I'll show y'all crazy!
Paterson
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OK.
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You were out a little late last night. Yeah. There was, umm... an incident at the... at the bar. Incident at the bar? What happened? Well... - Oh, a guy had a gun. - What? Well, he had what I thought was a real gun. And he threatened this girl and... Oh my God! He threatened a girl? He threatened to shoot himself. All because he's in love with her. It's complicated. Anyway, I tried to stop him and I knocked the gun away and turns out it was a toy gun that shoots little foam pellets.
Paterson
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Speak of the devil. Baby, I need to talk to you for a minute. Everett, why can't you just forget about me? - Because I am in love with you. - Well, you can't have me.
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Sure looked real, though. Oh, honey. Oh, that's so frightening. You acted so heroically.
