What are you gonna be for Halloween? My mom found this picture on Instagram of these kids, they were shadows. So they crept up next to kids, other kids, and they used to spook 'em out and look like shadows. One year, I was actually a subway surfer. You can buy that one? Um, no, I built it.
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Did they have elephants in ancient Persia?
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Thank you.
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What was the... What was the thing about you? Well, it's not as important as that, but... I've been thinkin' about music lately, and, and then I saw this guitar on YouTube that Esteban demonstrates. And it's in black and white. It's called the Harlequin. And it's so fantastic that I think I really need to learn to play the guitar. And it comes with... comes with lessons and DVDs and instructions, so in no time at all, I could be playing away and realising my dream. I-I... Which dream is this? Don't be silly. To be a country singer. Maybe even a big star, like one of the greats like Tammy Wynette or... or Patsy Cline. And I can wear black and white and have my own distinctive style. I have a very strong visual style, as you know. Yes, you... Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
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Well, y-you really need this guitar? Oh, yes. And they say it's so important to learn new things as you get older. And, well, music, you just don't know where it could lead. And it's only a few hundred dollars. I know it's expensive, but we can pay a little each month and free two-day shipping.
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I'm getting my ass kicked today. Who you playing? Myself.
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Y-Yeah, OK. Thank you. I'll feel so much better.
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Yeah, definitely.
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Stay.
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Cold.
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Sit!
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Now, darling... you have two important things to talk about before you and Marvin go out for your walk. Oh, OK. Two important things. One's about you and one is about me. OK. One is about your writing, and you know what it is. Oh. Please. Please make some copies. You know that I know that your poetry is really, really good. And that some day, you might just decide to let the world get to read it. - Laura, I really don't... - No. Look me in the eye for a second. Look me in the eye.
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Are you OK down here, honey? Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm finished for now.
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Hmm. Then some say there can be five... six, seven...
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Another One. When you're a child, you learn there are three dimensions - height, width and depth. Like a shoebox. Then later, you hear there's a fourth dimension - time.
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So did you call her? No, not yet. No. Mm-mm. No, cos I figured I'd wait a couple of days. - All right. - You know. - OK. - But I should call her, though. - Yeah. - I should.
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You know the... that cute little brunette from the, uh, from the doughnut place? Yeah, yeah. She's pretty hot. Yeah. Turns out she lives in my neighbourhood. Yeah. The other day, I come home from work. I'm, you know, tired, I'm having a beer, all right? I hear a knock at the door. - I open it and it's her! - Really? Oh, man! She is all made up, looking, like, really good. So what happened? Well, we just talked there at the door for like a while, you know, and she was, like, laughing a lot. She was, you know, making eye contact, you know... - I... She wanted to hang out. - So then what? Well, we just, you know, we had, like, a really nice conversation and then, you know, I-I-I was really tired and everything. I hadn't really showered or anything, so she left. She left? Yeah, but you know... I mean, I know what she wanted. Right? Yeah. Yeah, for-for sure, Jimmy. These females are outta control. - Right. - You know?
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Yeah. Well, I-I had a similar thing happen last week, man. - Oh yeah? - Yeah, check this out. I'm at Larry's barbecue party on Sunday, right? - Larry had a barbecue? - Yeah, the barbecue party. And, uh, I'm just standing out there on the deck, right? And I'd already eaten a lot, and I'm just having a beer, right? And you know that blonde friend of Larry's girlfriend, um, Rita? - I'm not sure you met her. - I don't know Rita. Well, she is, like, super hot! Right? - Oh, yeah. - And just like, stacked too. Just beautiful curves. Like an animal. And, you know, she comes over to me and she asks me what I'm doing later! - All right. - Yeah, right? Yeah, so we talk for a little while. And, uh, she was like, really flirtatious too, man. - OK. - You know. Yeah. And finished my beer, and, oh, man, you know, I had to get up early for work the next morning and all that, so... - You split? - Yeah. Yeah. But it was... it was cool, though. Uh, I mean, I knew exactly what she wanted, right. And I got her number, too. She gave me her number.