This is gonna be the best book ever! Not to pat myself on the back, but, yes, it probably will be. Here we go. "One big unicorn, strong and free "thought he was happy as he could be. "Then three little kittens came around "and turned his whole life upside down." Hey, that one looks like me! No, what are you talking about? These are kittens! Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.
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They're very good! I'm so proud of you, Son. You've turned out to be a great parent! Just like me. Maybe even better.
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Hello, I am Gru. Back to work, back to work! Back to...
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John? No, no. Me, me, me.
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Hey, Carl! Hey. No, no, no. Me, me, me.
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No, no! All right.
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That's the horn!
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I love you.
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Stop! Stop!
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Oh, poop.
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Oh, no!
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"They made him laugh. "They made him cry. "He never should have said goodbye. "And now he knows he could never part "from those three little kittens "that changed his heart. "The end." Okay, all right. Good night.
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No, I'm fine. Go ahead. No, no, no!
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Well done, Gru. Rather impressive. Now, the rest of the plan is simple.
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All right, all right. Sleepy Kittens.
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Do you know where the shrink ray is? Duh! Back at my place. Oh, is that right? Back at your place? That's cool. I guess Gru must iust have one that looks exactly like it!
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You wanted to see me? - Yes, I did, Victor. - I am not Victor any more. Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector! Sit down!
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We have 12 days until the moon is in optimum position. We can't afford any distractions!