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26.9s
You're a dick. Maybe nobody likes you, huh? You're always-- You're always in a shit mood. You're a really shitty teacher. You put zero effort into everything you do. And there's no way you're proud of that. Look at you. Look at-- Like, you do nothing. Look at your hair. You don't even-- You don't do your hair 'cause you don't have any hair. You're bald. You know what? You know why you're not married? Because bald men are gross and disgusting, and especially the ones that make $45,000 a year.
The Edge of Seventeen
37.1s
You should date my mother. [scoffs] Her last boyfriend turned out to be an Internet perv. She's very, very fragile, very, um-- "Oh, save me." Men like that, right, though? 'Cause at the end of the day they all wanna-- all wanna be a hero. Everyone just wants to feel important in life. Thing is, no matter how important they are, there's always gonna be someone more important. People get so uptight about that. Oh, no, they're better than me. It's like, God, they don't realize [whirring] important doesn't matter. It's confidence. When confidence breaks into the room-- [whirring stops] it wins every single time. Doesn't matter if it's real or pulling it straight out of their ass. People are dumb. They don't know the difference.
The Edge of Seventeen
37.7s
You see, I don't, uh-- I don't really have any friends at the moment. And to be completely honest with you, I'm not interested. At all. My entire generation is a bunch of mouth-breathers. They literally have a seizure if you take their phone away for a second. They can't communicate without emojis. They actually think that the world wants to know that they are "Eating a taco!" Exclamation point. Smiley face, smiley face, smile-- Like we give a fuck. [sighs] I am an old soul. I like old music and old movies and even old people. Bottom line is I have nothing in common with the people out there, and they have nothing in common with me.
The Edge of Seventeen
24.5s
[line ringing] [ringtone] Hello? Sorry. Um, I just took some medicine. I'll call after it kicks in. Wait. What's wrong? Are you-- Are you sick? No, I'm fine. I'm not. No. Medicine. Like-- Like an antidepressant, whatever. They gave them to me when my dad died. I was only on them for a month though. People take them all the time. It's totally normal.
The Edge of Seventeen
19.1s
Hey, do you have-- do you have a swimming pool? Yeah. Can I come swim in it? -I know I can swim in mine. I just know I wouldn't relax. -Yes. I got towels. We're good to go. We're green. We're good. Okay. Cool. I'll text you the address. -Yeah, I'll see you in a little bit then. -Okay.
The Edge of Seventeen