How was it? Uh, it was... probably one of the worst nights of my life. You wouldn't believe the night I had. Oh!
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I was home tonight having a relaxing glass of wine, and I got an e-mail... from his wife.
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I'd, uh... inform you.
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[chattering]
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Hi.
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Fun.
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Hi.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry for-- I didn't mean to raise my voice. Oh, my God, Erwin.
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I'm really hoping none of that was racist, but now I'm thinking all of it was. No. No, not racist at all. No, you're good. Yeah.
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Um, hey, look, there's no line at the Ferris wheel. Oh.
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So, tell me something I don't know about you, Erwin. -I, uh-- -What are your hopes and dreams? Take me on a tour of your psyche. I don't know. I guess I'm just your average guy, I guess. Right. But if you had to expand for the two minutes that we're on the ride. -Right. Um-- -What are your parents like? -Oh, well, my-- -Wait, wait. Let's see if I can guess. I want to see if I'm psychic. Sure. Okay. Your mom gets on you about your grades and practicing your instrument. She makes a great egg sandwich after years of owning a small restaurant downtown. Your dad-- quiet, gruff, never really says "I love you." Um, but with his stoic presence, you-you-- I mean, you know he cares.
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-Whoa! What are you-- Oh, my God! -I'm sorry. Was that-- Was that bad timing? I thought it was good timing. You're on a Ferris wheel and upset. Just trying to comfort you. That was weird? We should probably get off. We should get off. Yeah. That was-- Hey, excuse me. Can we be let off? Erwin. Erwin. Can we please-- Can we stop the fucking ride? [laughs] Can we just stop it?
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So how come they canceled the party? Oh, uh, by "canceled" I more meant I left. Ah. Gotcha. Thanks for driving, by the way. I don't have a license 'cause I'm like, "Why not just have people drive you?" People make such a big deal about being able to do things for themselves.
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This has been a really fun night. I'm sorry if I flipped out on you on the Ferris wheel earlier. Oh, no. My-- My timing was just bizarre. I'm goin' through a lot of shit right now. It's a long story. I'm sorry you're going through stuff.
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[Erwin] Wait, wait, wait, wait! Oh! What? Okay. You got it. That was all-- That was all you. We got it. We got it. Holy crap. Nobody saw that. We're good. We're out of here.
