We told each other things we never thought we'd say out loud. Once, my grandpa's pajama flap accidentally came open and I saw his wiener and got real sad. My mom has to take medicine or she'll get upset and buy too much at the mall. It's true. [both laughing]
The Edge of Seventeen
15.6s
It's really just the hair. It's not that bad. You can just grow it out. Are you even up there? Hey, move. I got to pee. [Nadine narrating] Darian, meanwhile, just got better-looking, and that asshole knew it.
The Edge of Seventeen
2.8s
[Nadine narrating] She was dressed like a small, elderly gentleman.
The Edge of Seventeen
2s
[laughs]
The Edge of Seventeen
27.6s
Oh, my God. Would you please look at that stupid shirt my brother's wearing? [Krista] Oh, you can see his nipples. How does he not realize that all that does is scream, "I have a body complex worse than a girl." How much does he even work out now? It's OCD. You should have seen him. He had a conniption 'cause my mom won't by him creatine anymore since it fucks up your kidneys. I was like, "I know, Darian. I know. What does Mom expect, you to win people over with your personality?"
The Edge of Seventeen
27s
No. Yeah, you don't sound very believable, and you're making me nervous, Nadine. Your upper arms are breathtaking. -Where are you going? -Well, it's last minute, but Brent called me, the-the dentist one, and he asked if I wanted to go to Manzanita for the weekend, and I thought, you know what? I deserve to be a little selfish once in a while, so-- Is that one of the, um, Match.com guys? Yeah. You should go for as long as you want.
The Edge of Seventeen
22s
Hey, so, uh, just a heads-up, but yesterday when you were giving your lecture, you were like, "Oh, blah, blah, blah and then the North seceded from the Union." You meant to say the South seceded. You accidentally said the exact opposite. I didn't want to raise my hand and be all, "Excuse me, these kids are pretty confusable." Just thought maybe you'd want to know. -[taps desk] -Oh. Hey. [clears throat]
The Edge of Seventeen
16.7s
-Great catch. -Yeah. Now, I know that it was a long lecture and you probably don't recall, but, uh, was there any point during it when you thought to yourself, "Gosh, I wonder what it's like to actually have a life?"
The Edge of Seventeen
12.2s
Very funny. I'm gonna be back on Sunday. Okay. [kisses] Just in time to surprise you. I tried to call Darian, but he must be in his AP study group. Uh, I can-- I'll tell him. Be good.
The Edge of Seventeen
11.1s
No. No, I was too concentrated on how you were effing the whole thing up. Well, I understand that. But just know that I haven't given up hope. Not yet. Okay.
The Edge of Seventeen
4.2s
I like your sweatshirt today. It's nice. Thank you.
The Edge of Seventeen
1.9s
Where'd you get it?
The Edge of Seventeen
1.5s
Hey.
The Edge of Seventeen
22.5s
I should go in there and be like, "Excuse me, where are the beta fish? Also, could you put your penis inside me?" Oh! Not you. God. What if you actually did that? What if you lost your virginity in a Petland? I think it'd be kind of nice. All the little tropical fish watching. It'd be kind of spiritual. [laughs] [school bell rings]
The Edge of Seventeen
18.6s
Yep. Yeah. [chuckles] I don't know where that came from, but-- -[Krista] What's his name? -Erwin Kim. I don't know him. You'd freaking love him. He's adorable. So are you gonna hook up with him? No, not like that. Like pathetic adorable. Like I wanna carry him around in a BabyBjorn. [Krista chuckles]
The Edge of Seventeen
14.6s
Oh! Oh, good, good, good, good. I caught you. I'm so glad. Oh! Do you like this dress? Does it look bad? I think it looks kind of bad. It's kind of poofy and-- I don't know. Do my arms look bad?
The Edge of Seventeen
7.9s
Ohh. God, juvie made him so hot. Oh, God. I forgot to tell you something. He works at Petland now.
The Edge of Seventeen
8.1s
The little sweater-- The-The sweatshirt. [clears throat] I-- I-- I don't know. I don't-- I don't remember.