[Nadine narrating] I'm not gonna depress you with the details. So... let's just say the next few years were complete shit. [alarm beeping] [beeping continues] [beeping stops] Oh, God.
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Come on.
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[audience laughing] [shrieking] Mm. [laughs] [grunts]
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I'll find another ride. Hey. Hey. Get in the car. -Stop! -No, you think this is fun for me, huh? -[Nadine] Let go of me. -You think I like this? Where were you? You can't pick up your phone even once? You don't need to pretend you give a shit about me just because people are watching. -Oh, give me a break. -Oh, face it. You can't wait to take me home so you can be Mom's little hero. You live for that shit.
-I'll move this stuff. -Oh, good. Yeah. I don't know if-- Yeah.
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Uh-oh.
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What? Are-- What's wrong? Um, the film wasn't about you.
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[Nadine narrating] She was dressed like a small, elderly gentleman.
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Did I not tell you? Cheeseburgers. Mmm! -Do you want a fry? -Oh, yeah. ♪ I told you dirty jokes until you smiled ♪ Oh, hey. That was Billy Joel. You don't turn past Billy Joel. ♪ I might be as crazy as you say ♪ [chuckles] [laughs] ♪ If I'm crazy then it's true ♪ ♪ That it's all because of you ♪ -Mmm. -♪ And you wouldn't want me any other way ♪ [chuckles] ♪ You may be right ♪ -[coughing] -♪ I may be crazy ♪ -[groans] -Dad? I-- -Dad, are you okay? -[groans] Dad! Dad!
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[bell jingles]
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-What are you doing here? -Get in the car. Let's go. -No, Mom's picking me up. -No, she's not. Get in the car.
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No.
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[cooing]
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[Nadine narrating] Well, except for one part. I had Krista. This was last Friday. Look at me. I was in a good mood. -I love spoilers. -No. Yes, I do. That means I don't have to watch it. Then I can just know and move on with my life. I'll give you a hint. [humming "Here Comes the Bride"] I knew it. I knew it. They get married, yes.
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Mm-hmm? Mm-mmm.
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[Nadine narrating] And then, out of the clear blue, an angel appeared. Can you move, please?