Tell your wife wild juniper's the secret. Not the store-bought. It looks like bunny shit, so better smell it first.
The Man from Toronto
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Or… nobody ever.
The Man from Toronto
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I'm gonna tell my grandkids of this, one day.
The Man from Toronto
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Onancock, Virginia? I got us a little cabin for your birthday. -Tons of baby-making time. -Uh… Baby, what is this? I can't read this. There's no toner on the page. It's the reservation, babe. We leave tonight. It's perfect. Thank you. I'm not messing up your birthdays anymore, babe. On a serious note, did you talk to Marty about your business idea? I did not talk to Marty yet, but there's a reason.
The Man from Toronto
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And the toner. [laughs] ["yup!" by Yung Gravy playing] ♪ Light the blunts up When I walk in the building ♪ ♪ Gravy getting buck Every time I get up in it… ♪
The Man from Toronto
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-I'm just waiting for the right time. -There's never gonna be a right time. You just have to do it. You're absolutely right. Know what? I'm just gonna do it. -I'm gonna pitch it to him today. -Today? He's gonna fall in love with it. The money that'll come will be ridiculous. I'm gonna pay our tax lien off. I'm gonna fix this place up. It's gonna happen. [buzzing] You think maybe we could start with some light bulbs and toner? That's what Teddying it looks like, right? -Mm-hmm. -Okay, all right. I'll get the bulb. And toner.
The Man from Toronto
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Non-contact boxing. That's your closer, man. I'm sorry, Ted.
The Man from Toronto
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-[Teddy] Oh. Hey. -Hey, there he is, my little avocado.
The Man from Toronto
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I'm glad I made it up here before it got dark though.
The Man from Toronto
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Please, guys. Please, can I just go? You're supposed to meet Marín tomorrow morning in DC. -Are you compliant? -No, I will not do it, okay? I'm not supposed to be in DC tomorrow. I'm supposed to be with my wife. -And if I miss this birthday-- -Santoro can take care of your wife.