Oh, my God. No way. No, no. No way. No. Fuck! Oh, my God.
The Edge of Seventeen
18.2s
No, I get it. It's a big house. You're bored. You know what you need? You need someone to rob you so you can reenact Home Alone. That is-- That is exactly what I need. Thank you. [chattering]
The Edge of Seventeen
30s
Nick. I'm just gonna say it. I like you. I've liked you for months. I think about you every second. I don't know. Maybe I even love you. You're so complicated but simple. And I just feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you. And I just wanna be with you. I wanna give you head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I wanna feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom. Nadine.
The Edge of Seventeen
27.6s
[Nadine] Look at these. Wow. Damn, Erwin. Yeah, this is, uh, mostly unfinished. Uh, this doodling mostly. Um, but not quite where I-- Oh. I-- I think I've found my favorite. Yeah, my, uh-- my parents love that one too. -Do they? -No, they don't. No, they're very conservative. No, they don't. Wow. They're both you, right? Yeah. I'm multifaceted.
The Edge of Seventeen
6.7s
You're not funny. If my husband had any idea what I was gonna have to deal with...
The Edge of Seventeen
17.3s
Oh. Okay. Are your parents going? I can just sit with them. My parents are in Korea for three months. They won't make it. Are you serious? You've had this whole place to yourself for three months? Yay.
The Edge of Seventeen
2.7s
[panting]
The Edge of Seventeen
5.4s
You know what? I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna tell you the real reason I'm having lunch with you today.
The Edge of Seventeen
3.3s
Nadine. Max.
The Edge of Seventeen
2s
I wish you were small.
The Edge of Seventeen
1.5s
[tires screech]
The Edge of Seventeen
6.8s
But if you get a chance, fart into their backpacks. [chuckles]
The Edge of Seventeen
2s
Oh, my God.
The Edge of Seventeen
7.4s
Have a nice life without me, fuckers." You are so gonna get fired when I actually do it. Well, not for sure, but I can dream.
