Look at you and your tailored... Everything is cut right. And mine is like a lumpy pumpkin sack dress. Oh, come... It doesn't even have a label. Does not have a label. I think my mom made it. No, stop. I should get on my hands and knees and start scooping. Good God. Go easy on yourself. Okay. We're a perfect team. That's why we work. Yeah.
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17s
Perfect hair. Perfect face. She probably cries herself to sleep every night. I don't think she probably does. She probably does. And not, like, sort of cute, little tears. Like, really sort of silent, kind of big. (SOBBING) I don't think that's what... Like a sort of upside down kidney bean.
Spy
3.5s
They would never let me be a spy. I can't even dress like a spy.
Spy
2.4s
Look at her. She thinks she's so perfect, doesn't she?
Spy
3.4s
"Hi, I'm Karen Walker, super spy. " (GIGGLES)
Spy
2s
It's just a little warm in here.
Spy
1.2s
Oh.
Spy
2.5s
SUSAN: Wow. NANCY: Wow, look at that watch. These are not yours.
Spy
6.4s
Patrick. Susan. Hey, Patrick. Yes. I was given specific instructions by Elaine to tailor these gadgets to you.
Spy
1.8s
NANCY: That looks high-tech.
Spy
8.7s
This is so exciting! (LAUGHS) You're a spy! I know! I know! Oh, my God! You're gonna get one of those! SUSAN: No, I'm not!
Spy
32.5s
Is that a rape whistle? Elaine wanted you to only be carrying items a single woman travelling through Europe would have. But she could get that at any pharmacy. Not this whistle. When you blow through this whistle, a small, poisonous dart flies out... neutralizing your target. Also, it needs your fingerprints on it to work. That is really neat! Stop it, that's amazing. That is really super cool! I love that! This anti-fungal spray can freeze and disable... any security system. Wow. That is quite an image to be carrying all over Europe. It's also a pepper spray.
Spy
18.9s
Did you come up with your spy name yet? Mine would be "Amber Valentine. " That sounds like you're an adult film star. No, I did the spy name formula. "Amber" was the name of my first pet, and I grew up on Valentine Street. That's how you come up with your porn name. I thought it was your spy name! No! What would yours be? "Meatball Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard. "
Spy
12.7s
Why not just make it look like pepper spray? That's a pretty good idea. Well, next time. I can wait, if you want to print up a new label. No, I'd have to turn the printer on again. I don't really want to.
Spy
7.9s
One mistake, and we've got a nuclear bomb in the hands of terrorists. Do you understand? Yes. Go see Patrick. He's got special equipment for you.