This evil lair owns! Do people still say that, "own"? Yeah, of course. Your shark. Something's wrong. Think you used the wrong kind of water. What the hell, Eyal? It's fine, Chris. They're supposed to lie at the bottom of the tank. It's just their way of, how you say, settling into their environment. Don't screw me on this, okay? You said we'd be ready in two days, we don't even have a men's room yet. Don't worry. What's with the bags of shit? It's fertilizer for the bombs. You're not a supervillain if you don't have a plan to destroy the city. It will not work. You need a chemical kind. Do I have to do everything myself? Just fix it! You must relax. Everything is going as planned. Mmm, no. No. Except it's not, okay?
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Mindy? Dave? I need your help. My dad's been arrested. They think he's Kick-Ass. Can you talk to Marcus? I'm grounded. So? So that means I can't get involved. Look. Wait a second. I wish I could help. Mindy! Are you on the phone? Look, I gotta go, okay?
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13.2s
Well, the cops are out there looking for them, so the safest place for Kick-Ass is right here, locked away. I don't know how you got into all this shit, but you gotta promise me you will never dress up in that outfit again.
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You want money? There's 50 grand on the table. Please just make him stop! Please! You think you can buy us? Is that what you think? We're not here to steal from you.
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11.2s
Good job, guys. Very tidy. Very tidy. I can't believe you pulled a gun on that guy. Were you really gonna shoot him? Let you in on a little secret.
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We're here to send a message to all the other bottom-dwellers.
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3.2s
I thought we were trying to make it a better place.
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3.2s
There are people out there who wanna kill Kick-Ass.
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I'm sorry, Dave. Mindy, wait, wait.
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8.7s
Come on, wriggly. Let go! You're done banging superheroes, baby. It's time to see what evil dick feels like.
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6.5s
It's my own fault. We're gonna find these assholes and make this right. What's the point?
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3.4s
As they pulled up, he must have been feeling pretty damn vindicated.
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Dad had warned me that the real world had real consequences.