Why? He won't arrest you. You just saved the city. Yeah, well, I also killed six guys with a cop's gun. Vigilantes don't get a free pass.
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25.8s
Hey, what the hell were you thinking? Yeah, I could ask you the same thing. I can't believe you lied to them. I wasn't gonna do nothing while you went to jail. I chose this. You should let me deal with the consequences. I thought you wanted me to grow up. Yeah? When you get a kid of your own one day, you'll understand. I'm gonna tell them the truth. No. Hey... It'll just make things worse. Look, I spoke to my attorney. He said they gotta let me out by tomorrow. No actual crime was committed.
Kick-Ass 2
5.7s
I'm not looking for revenge. Last thing I promised my dad was that I was gonna give this up.
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2.4s
The feeling was indescribable.
Kick-Ass 2
8.2s
Yeah, well, screw you guys. Todd... No, really. Fuck you guys. I'm gonna go find my own team. Todd. Wait. Come on.
Kick-Ass 2
6.1s
Seriously? I gotta ask. You're my best bud and you're growing up so fast.
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12s
That's why we moved to Long Island after your father's accident. A bazooka is not an accident, you delusional bitch! This conversation is over. Great. Then I'm leaving.
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13.5s
Are you not scared to die? Are you scared you're never gonna grow into your big boy pants? I'm serious. What if Spider-Man or Batman got killed one night? It could happen. If you're scared of dying, one thing is certain, you are going to die.
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1.4s
I got it. I got it.
Kick-Ass 2
1.7s
Please, Mindy?
Kick-Ass 2
2.3s
Chris D'Amico, dead.
Kick-Ass 2
6.9s
Mindy, I'm sorry. Is there a problem, Min? Zero. Good. Because I don't like problems.
Kick-Ass 2
19.1s
A bunch of people with made-up names standing around in homemade costumes, searching the web for unsolved crimes. The comic book heroes all have billion-dollar bases and headquarters on the moon, but this is the real world. ...scales, like a red, white and blue. It's awesome. What's that? Brick. Right.
Kick-Ass 2
2.2s
That is not my name!
Kick-Ass 2
8.7s
My dad was a decent man. All he ever did was try and give me a good life, and I told him no one would notice when he was gone.