What are you doing in my room? I was looking for drugs. I was worried about you. Okay, good. Now you can stop. No. Now I'm even more worried. Jesus, Dave, drugs would have been better. This is deranged. Whoa. Some people do a lot worse. Oh, the people you hang out with? No. The people I hang out with are superheroes. There is no such thing, Dave. This is the real world with real consequences. When are you gonna grow up? If it means turning into you, never. I don't wear the mask because I'm ashamed of who I am. Not like you.
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Doesn't matter if you're wearing a mask or makeup, it's who you really are.
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Hey, how you doing? Good, Uncle Ralph. Listen, Chrissy, things have been tough all around since your dad, you know.
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Just needed to see my Robin, I guess.
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What's that? A ghetto cell phone? Gonna call for help with a come-back? Hmm. Actually, my daddy bought this from a disgruntled DARPA employee. You see, it was designed for crowd control, but deemed too severe. It emits a pulse that creates spontaneous nausea and diarrhea.
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Just the kid.
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Dad? You home? Dad?
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Well, if you really wanna be popular, consider two little words, "sex," "tape".
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You all right? I'm cool. Ow!
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Schwantz!
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Todd, wait.
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So what should I do? Cut their tongues out? No! Definitely not. I'm fucking with you.
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Just because you dress like us, doesn't mean you can be like one of us.
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Nothing? Yeah, Todd, nothing.
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Lois, you don't need these ax wounds. If I can dress like them, so can you.
