All right, all right, I'll make some calls. Yes! Anybody else wanna be a supervillain? Promise I pay better than Chuck-little-dick-Liddell. What did you call me? No, no, man. He took a hit to the head. Doesn't know what he's saying.
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Saving your whiny ass! No! I won't let you have this. I'd rather die! What is wrong with you, dude? This is not a comic book, it's real life!
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His wannabe supervillains, defeated.
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Good enough for me, pal.
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Very nice. Behind you!
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Stay frosty, team.
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That is not my name!
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Let's do this!
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I got it. I got it.
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Hands in the air, Spring Roll. Empty the register and don't do anything stupid. Come on! Hey, where are your security cameras? We don't have them. Too expensive. Seriously? What the fuck? How's this gonna go viral? You want to be filmed? Shut up and just get on the ground! And you'd better tell people The Motherfucker was here. What's wrong with you, boy? Get on the floor, too, Gandalf, or I will bust a cap in your ass. You're gonna bust your own face when that gun kicks if you don't hold it properly. Just get on the ground!
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They should be back by now! It's definitely dead. Says on the Internet you're supposed to keep them in fresh water. It is just hungry. We must feed it.
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Let me show you what real evil looks like.
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Hey. Hey, can we chat?
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Chris D'Amico, dead.
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Great, um, Simon.
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Please, Mindy?
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Guess we're the first ones here. This isn't where you have a party, moron. This is where you dump a dead body. What's your problem? I'm sorry.