All they have to do is take off their masks, no one's gonna recognize them once they're back in their street clothes. Your attention, please! Feds traced the IP addresses for all those other costumed freaks. We got every law enforcement agency in the state working to hit them at once! Why is Kick-Ass on this list? His crew does community service. I don't give a shit. Anyone wearing a mask is getting detained. We're putting an end to this tonight!
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What's wrong?
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Then why is it worse?
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All right, all right, I'll make some calls. Yes! Anybody else wanna be a supervillain? Promise I pay better than Chuck-little-dick-Liddell. What did you call me? No, no, man. He took a hit to the head. Doesn't know what he's saying.
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Night Bitch all snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket.
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You gotta put this on.
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Time to die, asshole.
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Mindy Macready?
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Get down!
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Shit.
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Oh!
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What's that supposed to mean? If you're not at work, you're here doing crunches. Why? So you can look like someone else? Maybe get a few more years of doing nothing? Your life has no meaning, Dad. When you're gone, who's gonna notice? Where the hell are you going? Oh, uh, I'm leaving. That's what you do when you grow up.
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Is this what you've been up to while I'm out working nights saving for your college? You've been dressing up and fighting people? There is blood on these stick things.
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But, in a weird way, I kinda liked it. It gave me a sense of purpose. What happened to your face? Nothing. Like we were driving towards something.
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I'm sorry, what? Just joking. Let's get down to business. Gotcha.
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Suddenly we represented everything that was wrong with society.