That sad sack is not Kick-Ass. I've seen Kick-Ass, he's like my age. Guy's old enough to be his father. No shit, right.
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That all you got? No, I got my lethal zero G device. Bullshit.
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You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad.
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That's enough from you boys!
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Are you really that stupid?
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That's not what it's for.
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Run, Kick-Ass, run!
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Oh!
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Some help, please? A shark bit my fucking dick off and I can't get some water?
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I'm sorry, who are you? I, uh, volunteered for your evil army, like the others. Right. I appreciate that. Thanks for joining the cause. This is the VIP area for the core group. I just thought it was funny you said that. Because he is Kick-Ass' father. Who? Mr. Lizewski. He's Kick-Ass' dad.
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Okay. The girls are upstairs in the apartments. My little brother, he's on the till. He's just a college kid. Kick-Ass, Night Bitch. On it. Ralph D'Amico is gonna end you for this. Ow! It hurts! Yeah, there's a dog on your balls.
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Hey. Where's the rest of the team? Dr. Gravity has the flu, and Remembering Tommy got Book of Mormon tickets, so... That's okay.