What, you mean I'm not grounded? Well, just consider this awarning.
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You're wrong, Dave. My daddy was the first real superhero, not you or Red Mist. It was my daddy, and it was an honor to serve by his side.
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5.2s
Whoa, whoa. That's my dad. Your dad's Kick-Ass? What? Yeah, he just gave himself up.
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6.9s
Oh, she wants to take the party upstairs. We're gonna have a party. She closed the door.
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17.2s
I'm the whitest pimp ever. That's the idea. Take the next right. Comes out on Flatbush. You sure I should be doing this without my gear? That's the point. Kick-Ass isn't a costume. Kick-Ass is who you really are. Dave Lizewski is the mask. Well, my "mask" is about to get his teeth kicked in.
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1.4s
Hello?
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9.4s
Uh, I'm just on a call. It was... You know, service round here, it sucks, man. Now give me the bags, faggot, before I make you suck my fat cock, huh?
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18.1s
It doesn't matter what costume I wear, yours or mine, I'm a superhero. That's who I am. Okay, Captain Muffin-Muncher, have fun playing make-believe. This? This is all make-believe, Brooke. The reality is you're an evil bitch who's just as bad as the worst criminal scum.
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14.4s
Hey, queer bait, where are you going with those bags, man? Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a 12-inch strap on. I'm just taking a walk. This really isn't what I do. I usually just call the cops. Who are you talking to, man?
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5.5s
Are you sure? Yeah. I mean, they belong to you, right? Come on, Chris. You're your own man now.
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2.9s
The next few days passed in a fog.
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5.2s
Did he say why he wanted to see me? When your Uncle Ralph calls, I don't ask questions.
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9s
And Barbara's daughter, Brooke, is really nice. What am I supposed to talk to them about? I'd rather be water-boarded than listen to Justin Bieber. You're gonna be fine. I'm gonna be a disaster.
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Oh, my God!
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21.3s
What the hell, Mom? Did you delete the news off the DVR? Yes. Yes, I did, Christopher. That was the one with Kick-Ass. Oh, Christopher, you've gotta stop obsessing over this superhero. He is not a superhero, Mom, he's a murderer. He blew up Dad with a bazooka, for fuck's sake! Your father died in a fire. A fire? What is your problem?
