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I always wondered why no one tried to be a superhero before me. It turns out somebody had. Mindy Macready. After her dad died, his old partner on the force, Marcus, became her guardian. Is that a Pink Pony bag she's wearing? Nice backpack. Thanks. Steal it from a six year old? Marcus dropped her off every day. But as soon as he was gone, so was she.
Kick-Ass 2
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Me? I'd given up being a superhero because it was way too dangerous. Only problem, I was dying of boredom. Like most high school seniors, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. Hell, I didn't know what channel I wanted to watch. It's just TV, Dave, not peace in the Middle East. My best friends Todd and Marty had no clue I was the first superhero to go public. You guys watch Spider-Man last night? Is it weird that Aunt May gets me kinda hard? Not if you're a granny-slammer. They may wear costumes, but it isn't Halloween. They're real life superheroes, and in the two years since the first ordinary citizens donned capes and masks, the movement has started to spread. I became a superhero because of Kick-Ass. Yeah, you just come home from work, you grab your gear and you go out on patrol. Help us make the streets safe.
Kick-Ass 2