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38.7s
Whose toe was it, Walter? How the fuck should I know? I do know that nothing about it indicates... The nail polish, Walter. Fine, Dude. As if it's impossible to get some nail polish, apply it to someone else's toe... Someone else... Pinking shears. Where the fuck are they gonna get... You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Yeah, but, Walter... Hell, I could get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon with nail polish. These fucking amateurs. Walter... They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ! Walter... The point is... They're gonna kill her, Walter, and then they're gonna kill me. Dude, that's...
The Big Lebowski
1m4s
As for this kidnapping. Huh? Yes, I know all about it, and I know that you acted as courier. Let me tell you something. The whole thing stinks to high heaven. Yeah, right, but let me explain something about the rug. Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Excuse me? Sex, the physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? I was talking about my rug. You're not interested in sex? You mean coitus? I like it, too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. However, there are some people, it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women, who engage in it compulsively and without joy. Oh, no. Oh, yes, Mr. Lebowski. These unfortunate souls cannot love, in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance, Bunny, is one of these. Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but, you know, I don't see what this has to do with... You have any Kahlua? Take a look at this, sir.
The Big Lebowski
39.7s
That's just the stress talking, man. Now, so far we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes. What about the toe? Forget about the fucking toe! Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant. Oh, please! Dear, for your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Come on. Walter, this is not a First Amendment thing, man. Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I can enjoy this family restaurant! All right, I'm out of here. Hey, Dude, don't go away, man. Come on. This affects all of us, man! It's our basic freedoms!
The Big Lebowski
14.2s
What the fuck? Okay, Dude, you're wheel. Hey, man, what the fuck? At 15 mph, I roll out. I double back, grab one of them and beat it out of him. The Uzi. Uzi. You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you? Walter, please! Fifteen, Dude! This is it! Let's take that hill! Walter!
The Big Lebowski
22.4s
Oh, shit! What the fuck's going on? Walter... What the fuck is going on? He hung up, man. You fucked it up. You fucked it up! Her “fie was 'm our hands, man. Easy, Dude. We're screwed now. We don't get shit. They're gonna kill her. We're fucked, Walter. Nothing is fucked, Dude. Come on. You're being very un-Dude. They'll call back. Look, she kidnapped...
The Big Lebowski
30.3s
You see? Nothing's fucked here, Dude. Nothing is fucked. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs. Walter, will you just shut the fuck up? Don't say peep while I'm doing business here, man. Okay, Dude. Have it your way. But they're amateurs. Fuck. Dude. Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff. Yeah, yeah. So no funny stuff. Okay? Just tell me where the fuck you want us to go.
The Big Lebowski