Speaking of which, do you think that you could give me my $20,000 in cash? My concern is, and I've gotta check it with my accountant, that this might bump me up into a higher tax... Brandt, give him the envelope.
The Big Lebowski
6.2s
Walter, how am I gonna... Shomer fucking shabbos! Oh, fuck! That's it. I'm out of here. Oh, come on, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
6.2s
Oh, well, if you've already got the check made out, that's cool. We received this this morning.
The Big Lebowski
18s
So whenever these guys call... What if it's during a game? Oh, I told them if it was during league play... What's during league play? Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. Ifigure... What's wrong with Walter, Dude? I figure it's easy money, you know. It's all pretty harmless. She probably kidnapped herself.
The Big Lebowski
7.5s
We have it! We have it! We have it!
The Big Lebowski
1.9s
"Karl Hungus."
The Big Lebowski
14.2s
What the fuck? Okay, Dude, you're wheel. Hey, man, what the fuck? At 15 mph, I roll out. I double back, grab one of them and beat it out of him. The Uzi. Uzi. You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you? Walter, please! Fifteen, Dude! This is it! Let's take that hill! Walter!
The Big Lebowski
28.2s
We can't do that, Dude. That fucks up our plan. Well, call them up and explain it to them, Walter. Your plan is so fucking simple, I'm sure they'll fucking understand it. That's the beauty of it. Wooden bfidge,huh? Throw them the money, Walter. We're not fucking around, man. Okay, Dude, the bridge is coming up. Give me the ringer, chop-chop. Fuck that. Walter, I love you, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron. Okay, Dude. No time to argue. Hey, man! Here's the bridge. Hey, Walter! Hey, Walter! Hey, Walter! Here goes the ringer!
The Big Lebowski
14.2s
So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Let's go. Fuck it.
The Big Lebowski
5.8s
I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.
The Big Lebowski
10s
So, how much did he give you? 20 grand, man. And, of course, I still get to keep the rug. Just for making a hand-off? Yeah. They gave Dude a beeper.
The Big Lebowski
1.9s
Call for you, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
16.5s
The Dude is not in. Do you find them much, these stolen cars? Sometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. Or the Creedence. What about the briefcase?
The Big Lebowski
9.9s
Yes, the car made it home. You're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack!
The Big Lebowski
3.3s
I cannot solve your problems, sir. Only you can.
The Big Lebowski
2.2s
Dude, here. MAN: Who is this?
The Big Lebowski
51.2s
So, man. So? She's back, no thanks to you. Where's the fucking money, Lebowski? A million bucks from fucking, needy, little Urban Achievers! You are scum, man! Who the hell is he? Who am I? Who am I? Walter. I'm the guy that's gonna kick your phony, gold-bricking ass, that's who I am. Man. We know the briefcase was fucking empty. We know you kept the million bucks for yourself. You have your story, I have mine. I say I entrusted the money to you and you stole it. As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money! You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped, and you were fucking glad, man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on. You just met me. You... You human paraquat. You figured, "Oh, here's a loser, you know, a deadbeat. "Somebody this square community won't give a shit about." Well, aren't you?