Actually, I was really enjoying the way you were telling them. It was great.
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- Now what? - Now just make him wait. If he's still holding on after 30 more seconds, you may have a chance. No one's gonna wait for somebody they're trying to blow off. - You better be right. - Give me time... ...I'm gonna make this guy your bitch. - I don't want a bitch. Colin would never be a bitch. He is a well-rounded man... ...capable of mature emotions and deep, abiding love. - Things which you know not of. - Maybe not. But I do know about lust, seduction and manipulation. Things that you know not of.
The Ugly Truth
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Hey, wait. I thought we were a great team back there. You told me to lick the Jell-O.
The Ugly Truth
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- See you tomorrow. - Eight o'clock. Eight o'clock.
The Ugly Truth
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Hello. Can I get you something? - I'll have one of those, please. - A mojito. Sure. - Would you like anything else? - Yeah, some water. Okay, would you like still or sparkling? - Tap water's great. Thanks. - Tap. All right. What? What?
The Ugly Truth
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- A little champagne? - Yeah. Great. So happy to be here. Oh, yes. - What's wrong? - Nothing. You just surprised me.
The Ugly Truth
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Somebody help me! Somebody help me! I'm stuck in a tree! Help me! Anybody! - I'm stuck in a tree! I'm stuck! - Stay, stay calm. - You're gonna be fine. - Get me down! Get me down!
The Ugly Truth
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Tell me about the doozy. You know, the woman who broke your heart. You are just totally trying to kill my buzz. No, I'm not. I'm just interested in what makes you you. Well, for your information... ...it was more than just one. It was more like a parade. Codependent girls, unfaithful girls... ...depressed girls, narcissistic girls, phony girls. Girls who, it turned out, didn't actually like me. By the time I hit 30, I realized that... ...you can only have so many lousy relationships... ...before you figure out there's no such thing as a good one. You can't really believe there's no such thing as a good relationship. To my very core.
The Ugly Truth
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I like a woman on top.
The Ugly Truth
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Sounds like a great argument for evolution if you ask me. And that, my friends, is the ugly truth. And we're wrapped.
The Ugly Truth
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Yeah. I'm gonna ask the chef for the recipe. Abby, hold on.
The Ugly Truth
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You did it! You did it! You did it! - I didn't do anything. - You did! - It was you. - No. I mean, don't ask me why, but I think he likes you. - He's such a great guy, right? - Yeah, he's dreamy. Yeah. And he fits all 10 of the criteria on my checklist.
The Ugly Truth
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This ceviche, it's so good.
The Ugly Truth
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Excuse me.
The Ugly Truth
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I hope we can get down. Oh, my. Oh, my.
The Ugly Truth
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Thanks.
The Ugly Truth
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What? You're wearing them now?
The Ugly Truth
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Take marriage, for instance. It's about social pressure, status and sex.
