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18.8s
And rule number two: laugh at whatever he says. - What if what he says isn't funny? - That's irrelevant. - A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm. - A fake orgasm is good? No, but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all. - A fake orgasm is no orgasm. - Only to you. You're not the only person in the room, you know. Let's not be selfish.
The Ugly Truth
28.2s
- Now what? - Now just make him wait. If he's still holding on after 30 more seconds, you may have a chance. No one's gonna wait for somebody they're trying to blow off. - You better be right. - Give me time... ...I'm gonna make this guy your bitch. - I don't want a bitch. Colin would never be a bitch. He is a well-rounded man... ...capable of mature emotions and deep, abiding love. - Things which you know not of. - Maybe not. But I do know about lust, seduction and manipulation. Things that you know not of.
The Ugly Truth
18s
Rule number three: men are very visual. - We have to change your look. - What's wrong with my look? Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you are completely inaccessible. You're all about comfort and efficiency. What's wrong with comfort? Well, nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.
The Ugly Truth
22s
...I'm gonna say, what, three months? - Chadway, that is not my fault. - I know. - I mean, come on. - I know, I know. It's her fault. Why is it my fault? What am I supposed to do? Say no to the money so he can get an erection? She just said "erection" on television. - Other networks do it. - They're talking about erections. They say "erection" on Sesame Street. - I agree. - Thank you.
The Ugly Truth
1m4s
- Now, we have to teach you flirting. - I know how to flirt. You know how to flirt? "Oh, my name's Abby, and I love reading Tolstoy. I also love cats, gardening, and romantic picnics." I don't think so. Hey, babe, you wearing any underwear? You know what? I wouldn't say that, and I wouldn't grab ass. What's wrong with a little ass-grabbing? I mean, what's it there for if for not me to grab it? You're just a set of orifices and a pair of teetahs. And you are a deeply, deeply disturbed person. Maybe I'm just a really good student. - Would you stop doing that? - Doing what? Running your finger down there. Over me. Why? Is it turning you on? Maybe. It's weird, I think I kind of like it. Really? - Sucker. - Oh, I knew it. Okay, no teaching the teacher. Come on. - Who is it? - It's Colin. I'm not ready for this. Am I ready? - I'm not ready for this. - Calm down.
The Ugly Truth