Have a little something else on its way up for you. You are going to love it.
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Love it. - And this is Joe, your new producer. - Hi.
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You already hired him? Who's this delightful creature?
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Okay.
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I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was "psycho." - You're the definition of neurotic. - No. The definition of neurotic... ...is a person who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts, compulsive acts... ...without any objective evidence of... - Shut up. Yet again, I just told you I'm in love with you... ...and you're standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson. You're in love with me. Why? Beats the shit out of me... ...but I am. Oh, Mike. - You're amazing. - I am? Oh, you're a god. - Really? - Oh, God!
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Do you understand how much I hate myself for that? It was cheap titillation. I am now going to broadcasting hell... ...right behind the naked weathergirl from Canada.
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You'll never know.
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What is this? What is this, D'Artagnan?
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- That is so awesome. - Why? Good morning, everyone. - Morning. - Morning. Now, before I play you this, I should warn you... ...this guy's a little rough around the edges.
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No, stop. Listen. Tell him you saw him looking at another girl. I saw you... I saw you looking at another girl.
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Newsmen are not defined by the easy times... ...they're defined by the hard times. Can you imagine Ted Koppel or Tom Brokaw... ...working with their wives as co-anchors? No. Because they couldn't handle it.
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Have you seen the ratings from yesterday?
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But that's what worries me. That even you won't be enough.
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And we're out.
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- You printed out my profile? - My associate producer did. She doesn't like me to not be prepared. Not that I'm ever not prepared. Kudos, by the way, on your comprehensive car insurance plan. - That wasn't in my profile. - No, but it's in your background check.
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Oh, did I burst your little harlequin romance bubble? What? Come on. The only thing you burst is your credibility. Men are completely capable of experiencing love. Okay, I'll bite. Go on. Who's the guy? - What? - The guy. Mr. Wonderful. The one who's so capable of love. Who is he? What's he like? He's smart, he's handsome but he doesn't know it. He's successful, but in a job that means something. He loves red wine, picnics, classical music. This is a guy in America, right?
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- Humanity is who watches our show. - Yeah. All 2.47 percent of them. You have rescheduled on this guy three times. You cancel on him tonight and he's gone.
