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Length is very important. We need short enough to see some thigh, but not so short to see vag. - Vag says you're trying too hard. - You think? Jeans are all about the curvature of the ass. You've... Well, you've got the raw materials. Now all you need is the proper presentation. - Did you just tell me I have a nice ass? - Do you have to be so crass? Jesus. Rule number four: never talk about your problems... ...because men don't really listen or care. - Some men care. - No, some men pretend to care. When we ask you how you're doing, it's guy code for: "Let me stick my dick in your ass." Oh, I know you think Colin is above it all, but trust me, he's a guy. If he's even remotely into you... ...he's probably thought about your orifices at least 10 times. I love how you assume all men are as perverse as you are. Oh, I don't assume. I know.

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All right, deal. Now what? Always make an impression.

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Of all the primates, bonobo monkeys... ...are the closest relatives to human beings... ...both genetically and socially. Especially when it comes to sex.

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- Even if it's constructive? - Never. Men are incapable of growth, change or progress. For men, self-improvement ends at toilet training.

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Men like watching penis-shaped food go into a girl's mouth.

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- I know. - No, actually, it's a good thing. I'm used to women I can figure out in five seconds. But I can't do that with you. He's an idiot. I figured you out in two. Now, tell him good night and stick your tits out. - We're gonna give this one last shot. - Well, good night then.

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- Well, that went well, I think. - Sure did. - Yeah. - Let's get a drink. Bob and Harold...

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Am I really that good? Or are you...?

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Chemistry. I smell threesome.

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No, you hate yourself for being so shallow.

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He said he was running late.

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Friday... - Would Saturday be better? - Actually... ...Abby, the thing is, I haven't really settled in yet.

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Why?

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...I had a sales job... ...where I was driving around a lot, listening to talk radio. I started calling in, and then I realized I'm smarter than everybody else. Just ask my producer, Abby.

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We have an early flight tomorrow. We should go.

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What is he doing here already?

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Okay. Keep the conversation under a minute. Now go. - Under a minute? Under a minute. - Yes. No, wait, wait, wait. Come here, come here. You're such an asshole.

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Okay, we need a quick recovery.

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