You think they'll all nod and understand the way your stupid dog does? - I don't know. - Well, I do know. They're gonna throw your ass in jail where tattooed, meth addicts will butt-fuck you daily for 15 years to life. You're a good man who made a mistake. Nobody is gonna rape you, Jerry. - But he did mean to do it. - No. Not the deer. That was an accident. I'm talking about the girl. You wanted to kill her. - Never. - Why'd you take the knife, then? Oh, my God. I'm evil. No, you're not. I've killed things on purpose, Jerry. There's no shame in it. It's instinct. The only time I felt truly alive is when I'm killing. The only time I've ever felt truly alive.
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- Totally. - Thanks for your honesty, Jerry.
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I love you guys.
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Yeah.
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Suicidal impulses?
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- No. - No?
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Well, it's not the coolest thing in the world, but we are talking about a party in a toilet factory after all. Okay, it's settled, we'll go with a conga line. Moving on. Jerry? I'm setting up the PA system tomorrow, so if everything works out, I'm good to go. And I thank you all. And my extension in shipping is 5-1865. Running for office, Jerry? - No. - Dave, go screw yourself. Sheryl, Dave, come on. We're done here. We'll see you all at the picnic. Anyone who wants the leftover pizza, please take it.
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Hey, do you want any of this pizza, John? Cold pizza? No, thank you. - Free pizza. What's better than free pizza? - Lots of things. - Sushi, for example. - That's like raw fish, right? No. It's perfectly cooked rice, seasoned by a master chef, on top of which he places specially selected slices of the highest quality, line-caught ocean fish. Raw fish. Gross. You should stick to fast food.
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- How are you doing, Jerry? - Very well, thank you. Excellent. Yeah. Do tell. Well, they like me at work. You're a likeable man. We're having, a what-do-you-call-it, a picnic. And they asked me to help out on it. I was afraid to say yes.
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Like... Like kill someone on purpose?
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- Jerry? - Hey, Fiona.
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Thanks, Jerry.
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Just wanted to say, we're very pleased. You're doing a great job. Thank you, Mr. Kowalski. That's what I told that lady from the courts. "A great job," I said. - She's your lawyer? - She's a court-appointed psychiatrist, Dennis. Thank you, for... Thank you for saying that. No problem. So, Jerry, the thing is, is Milton Fixtures, every year, has the company party. - A barbecue. - Okay. And we get one representative from each department to help put it on, usually the new guy. And the new guy in shipping is you.
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So you want me to help plan a party? It's voluntary, off-the-clock. There will be others, too. Someone from sales, a guy from design, that cute English chick in accounting, Fiona. - You wanna do it? - Yes, I do. Of course, I do. Thank you. Cool. First meeting is tomorrow night at 5:00 - in the sales conference room. - Yeah, I wanna get it on. I wanna get it on. - The company buys pizza and beer. - Okay, I'm in. - Thank you, Dennis. Thank you, Dennis. - It'll be fun. Okay, okay.