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I am so sorry about the Blind Side comment. I love the movie. Bye, Brenda. Great job. Amazing. All right, Kit, bye. Dirk. We'll see you in the classes, buddy. Bye, guys. Hey. - So now you think we're special enough? - Maybe we are. I mean, this is what we do. We see potential in things, we fix 'em up. Like they did. They find this kid in a state of disrepair, they give her a new coat of paint, scrape off her emotional popcorn ceiling, install some countertops in the form of love or self-esteem, whatever. I'm not saying she's a house like the way I said the dog thing in there, but I think we're perfect for this. But she's really... she's not a house, Pete. - I just said she's not a house. Are you listening to me? - Okay. No, I am. I'm so exci... Are you excited? I just get worried that you think things are gonna be easier than they actually are. - What? I do not. - You do. This whole thing was your idea. Now I'm pumped about it, and you're not? - No, no, I am pumped. - Well, you don't look pumped. A big, life-altering moment like this, you gotta get pumped. We're about to do something insane. - Did you hear her speak? - Yes. - It was the greatest thing I've ever heard. - I know. - Come on, cowgirl, let me get a "yee-haw." - Yee-haw. No, bull. Gimme one. Yee-haw! Louder. Crazier. Come on. Come on! You're about to be a mom! Yaaa-hoo! Add a balloon, El. Okay, have a seat. Time's up.
Instant Family
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Lizzy, honey, we do know you. We... We know that you hate cheese, but you really love cheeseburgers. And we know that when you feel good in the morning, you put on a little less makeup than you do on the bad days. Exactly. And we know that the most important thing in the world to you is to protect Juan and Lita from the things nobody protected you from. - We know that about you, right? - Yes, honey. You guys are doing good. - I'm sorry. - We know there's so much we don't know. But if you're afraid we can't handle knowing the bad stuff, or the scary stuff, we can, I promise. Yeah, bring it. Whatever you got, we want it. Because we love you, Lizzy. Stop saying that. Please just go away, please.
Instant Family
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- I'm sorry. Can someone else go? - It's okay. It's okay. Well, I'm Kit and this is Michael. We've also been trying to conceive now. Pretty much since the first night we met, right? That is correct. We're just not having any luck. We're looking for a child of any gender or ethnicity up to nine years old.
Instant Family
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It was Juan, Lita, and Lizzy." You see? You were what was missing, Lizzy. But now you're here and you are stuck with us. - That's right. - We're gonna be at every soccer game. We're gonna be all over your ass about your grades. We're gonna buy you your first prom dress. It's gonna be really pretty. But not too revealing. Super sweet. You know, not too sexy. Just like... really, that gorgeous sweet spot. Yeah. And when you graduate high school, we're gonna be in the front row embarrassing you. We're gonna be in the front row again when you graduate college, or even if you don't. You will be graduating college, 'cause it's so important and you're so smart. I don't mean to push, but it just opens up so many more opportunities. But either way, we're gonna be there for you. And someday I'm gonna give you away at your wedding. Even if I think the guy's a pissant and he's not good enough for my little girl. That's right. Someday in the future. Someday in the way, way, way off, deep, deep, deep distant future.
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