- What are we doing here? - Let's go. I'm gonna be late for school, you know.
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I always thought that I'd be a mom someday. - I think I'm ready. - Great. Now you're ready. And by the time the kid's 16, I'm gonna be one of those old dads, like Brian Hendrickson's dad.
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Oh, sweet Jesus. Will you look at this? I'm gonna wear it every day. Oh, come here.
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About that hairbrush?
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Well, you know, our kids have, what, had now four visits with their birth mom? - Yeah. - And every time they do, they're just crazy for a few days after.
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Did you hear that? I just got my first "Daddy"! That's... You suck! No fair! I want some of that. Hey, honey. - Lita, can I help you with anything? - Nope! No, what? Are you talking to me? Who am I? - Ellie. - Juan. Buddy, come here!
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All right, bye. Thanks for the ride. I love you! - I'm the bad guy. Watch this. - Bye.
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Don't shut that door. I mean it! Good. Now can we just go inside so we can talk about this? Juan, drop it right now!
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This is the opposite of a support group.
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My God, it's so clean. Well, there are my little gangsters. Posting bail for my Petey. Really took me back to the good old days. - Thank you, by the way. - Where are the kids? Karen had to take them to a temporary placement for the night. She said it's the first time she's heard of CPS removing kids from their adoptive home the night before their hearing. Speaking of which, I found your statement to the judge on your printer. Needs some work. Mom, it's too late. We submitted it last week. Well, resubmit it! Jesus! "We want whatever is best for the kids, whether that means staying with us or returning to their birth mother." What if the judge reads that crap in front of Lizzy? That's why we wrote it like that, Mom. If she thinks our statement's the reason her mom doesn't get custody, she's gonna hate us more than she does now. She doesn't hate you. She just thinks you don't love her. And that statement ain't gonna help.
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Sweetie, good night. I love you. Love you too.
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The janitor? The adult-ass janitor? - Oh, my God. - Come on, let's get the janitor. - Hey, I'm so sorry about this. - Ellie, come on! Thank you so much! He didn't do any of that. - Come on, Ellie. - He didn't do any of it! - Hurry up! - I'm so sorry, Charlie! I think we're gonna be late for school. Ellie.