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All right, maybe I did do a look. But just hearing him say it out loud: "We're never having children." I mean, is that true? I quit bringing it up because every time I did, you'd say it's not the right time. I know, but we were always so broke. And then we were going crazy trying to get the business started. We've flipped five houses this year, and I'm starting to turn down design work.
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Keep your end straight, will you? Look, you're overthinking it, bro. None of my kids were planned. Kid shows up, you figure it out. Easy-peasy. - How many kids you got now, Stu? - Number four's in the oven right now. - Wow. - Nothing hard about kids. As long as you spend some time with them, they're cool. Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.
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- I love it. - Right? What'd I tell you? The fireplace, the built-ins here. Are you sure you want to give this to your sister? Babe, we'd make 100K off this flip all day long. - Trying to make up... - This is it? - Hey, yeah. Come in. - You guys made me ask off an hour early to see this dump? - We're all smelling this, right? - Yeah, it smells like I'm breathing piss. Okay. Not a good fit. So we'll just go. - Come on. - Come on. Have a little vision. French doors to the garden. We move the stairs, take these walls down, create an open concept through the kitchen. There's a gorgeous stained glass here in the corner. The bones are really good. When's the part we cough up 12 grand to fix the rotted-out foundation? Clearly, it's not for them. Let's just flip this one, El. There's a park across the street. And the schools here are fantastic if you have a baby. When. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kimmy. When. When you have a baby. We're having a baby. We are having a baby. You see that? That's called manifesting to the universe. Sometimes the universe thinks it's funny if I drop $26,000 on in vitro first. - Oh! You're a dick. - I'm kidding. If this place is so great, why don't you guys move in here? What are they gonna do with five bedrooms and a park? They're obviously never having kids. Look at 'em. They don't have any emotional holes to fill. Not that we are doing it to fill... - Shut up, Russ. - All right. - What was that look? - What look? He just said you guys were never gonna have kids. Then you did a definite look. Yeah, what was the look for? You looked back at me to include me in your look. - I didn't do a look. - Totally did a look. - It wasn't a look. - I think we just started some trouble. - There's no trouble. - Maybe even a fight. - There's no fight. There's no trouble. - Let's get out of here. Oh, my God. You guys are gonna have kids now, aren't you? No. What? Kimmy. I don't know. What? Of course you are, because you have to win at everything. Then you're gonna throw your perfect uterus in my face too. How do you know my uterus is perfect? We've never even tried to have kids. I don't know if I can get pregnant. Of course it is perfect. It is yours. - Kimmy. - It probably has a leather interior. Please, Kimmy. You just got here. Sorry, Petey. Have a good fight. See you later, Russ.
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