Is that a rape whistle? Elaine wanted you to only be carrying items a single woman travelling through Europe would have. But she could get that at any pharmacy. Not this whistle. When you blow through this whistle, a small, poisonous dart flies out... neutralizing your target. Also, it needs your fingerprints on it to work. That is really neat! Stop it, that's amazing. That is really super cool! I love that! This anti-fungal spray can freeze and disable... any security system. Wow. That is quite an image to be carrying all over Europe. It's also a pepper spray.
Spy
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Can you imagine me as a spy?
Spy
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Oh.
Spy
1.2s
Ah!
Spy
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Why not just make it look like pepper spray? That's a pretty good idea. Well, next time. I can wait, if you want to print up a new label. No, I'd have to turn the printer on again. I don't really want to.
Spy
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It's just a little warm in here.
Spy
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This is so exciting! (LAUGHS) You're a spy! I know! I know! Oh, my God! You're gonna get one of those! SUSAN: No, I'm not!
Spy
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One mistake, and we've got a nuclear bomb in the hands of terrorists. Do you understand? Yes. Go see Patrick. He's got special equipment for you.
Spy
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Whatever. Fuck you. I knew you really liked me.
Spy
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Agent Susan Cooper reporting for duty, ma'am. Nobody says or does that, but great. I won't do that. Okay.
Spy
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Anyway. Call my lawyer. Get the Goyard tote from the hotel. I need everything on time... Do you think I still work for you?
