I mean, we totally fucked it up, man. We fucked up his payoff. We got the kidnappers all pissed off. And Lebowski, you know, he yelled at me a lot, but he didn't do anything, huh? Well, sometimes it's a cathartic... No, no. I'm saying that if he knows I'm a fuckup, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't fucking want her back, man. He's had enough. He no longer digs her. It's all a show. Okay, but then why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks? I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back. The million bucks was never in the briefcase.
The Big Lebowski
10.5s
Larry, sweetie, the man is here! Is he... Does he still write? Oh, no, no. He has health problems. Uh-huh.
The Big Lebowski
4.6s
A little language problem here. Little prick's stonewalling me.
The Big Lebowski
4.7s
And a good day to you, sir! Sit down, please.
The Big Lebowski
2.1s
I accept your apology.
The Big Lebowski
1.9s
What are you doing?
The Big Lebowski
8.9s
I'd go myself, but I'm pumping blood, might pass out. Rest easy, good buddy. You're doing fine. We got help choppering in.
The Big Lebowski
3.1s
You might want to watch out that front window, Larry.
The Big Lebowski
3.7s
No, I just want to handle it by myself from now on.
The Big Lebowski
2.2s
All right. This is pointless.
The Big Lebowski
1.7s
Walter.
The Big Lebowski
13s
Now, what happened to your face? Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well? No, it was the chief of police of Malibu, a real reactionary. So, your father...
The Big Lebowski
3.5s
All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.
The Big Lebowski
1.5s
Not greedy.
The Big Lebowski
8.1s
Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place Fucking Quintana.
The Big Lebowski
2.4s
He's a nihilist.
The Big Lebowski
1.2s
Wait in the car, Donny.
The Big Lebowski
1m9s
The briefcase was fucking empty, man. The asshole was hoping that they would kill her. You threw out a ringer for a ringer. Okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency? I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude. He kept the money. My point is... Here we are, it's shabbos, the Sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death. VVill you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. What the fuck are you talking about? Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic! What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on, Dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know this. And five fucking years ago, you were divorced. So what are you saying? When you get divorced, you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? This is the driveway. Jewish as fucking Tevye. Man. You know, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing. Man, taking care of her fucking dog, going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! I've... Jesus.