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I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man. Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. Jesus. You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Eight-year-olds, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
48.4s
This is the study. As you can see, the various commendations, awards... "Jeffrey Lebowski." ...citations, honorary degrees, et cetera. Very impressive. Oh, please feel free to inspect them. Oh. No, I'm not really... Oh, please. Please. That is the key to the city of Pasadena, which Mr. Lebowski received two years ago in recognition of his various civic... Oh! That's the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award, which is given... Oh, not necessarily given every year. Hey, is this... Given only when there's a worthy somebody... ls this him with Nancy? Yes, indeed, that is Mr. Lebowski with the first lady, yes. It was taken when Mrs. Reagan... That's Lebowski on the left there? Of course. Mr. Lebowski, on the left... So he's a... You know, a handicapped kind of guy? Mr. Lebowski is disabled, yes.
The Big Lebowski
20.4s
You can't do that, man. These guys, you know, they're like me, they're pacifists. Smokey was a conscientious objector. You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point. Not in Nam, of course. And you know he's got emotional problems, man. You mean, beyond pacifism? He's fragile. He's very fragile.
The Big Lebowski
1m54s
"lf you will it, it is no dream." Fucking 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that? Theodore Herzl. Huh? State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream. What the fuck are you talking about, man? The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier? Huh? Oh! Cynthia's dog. Think it's a Pomeranian. Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling? What do you mean, brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it? First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Walter... Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! Huh? I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line. That's a foul. Bullshit. Mark it eight, Dude. Excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. Bullshit, Walter. Mark it eight, Dude. Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Hey, Walter, come on. Hey, man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know. It's just a game, man. This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round robin. - Am I wrong? - Yeah, but I wasn't... Am I wrong? Yeah, but I wasn't over. Give me the marker, Dude. I'm marking an eight. Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. Walter, man. You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain. I'm not... A world of pain. Look,Dude, this is your partner. Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! They're calling the cops, man. Put the piece away. Mark it zero! DUDE: Walter, put the piece away. Walter. You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!
The Big Lebowski
33.3s
Well, fuck it. Oh, fuck it. Yes, that's your answer. That's your answer to everything. Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice to you is to do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose! Do you hear me, Lebowski? The bums will always lose. How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski? Okay» The old man told me to take any rug in the house.
The Big Lebowski
27.5s
Man, would you just... Just take it easy, man. You know, that's your answer for everything, Dude. Let me point out something. Pacifism is not... Look at our current situation with that camel fucker in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind. Just take it easy, man. I'm perfectly calm, Dude. Yeah, waving the fucking gun around? Calmer than you are. Will you just take it easy? Calmer than you are.
The Big Lebowski
16.7s
Mr. Lebowski, this is Mel Zelnicker of the Southern Cal Bowling League. I just got an informal report that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's bylaws and also article 27 of the league...
The Big Lebowski