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No, don't do... - Not on the rug, man. - See? See what happens, Lebowski? You see what happens? Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man. Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny. My wife? Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!
The Big Lebowski
32.3s
Is this your homework, Larry? Look, man, it... Dude. Please? ls this your homework, Larry? Just ask him about the car, man. Is this yours, Larry? ls this your homework, Larry? Is that your car out front? Is this your homework, Larry? We know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat? Look, Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam? For Christ's sake, Walter. You are entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole the car. And the fucking money. And the fucking money! And we know that this is your homework! We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry. You're killing your father, Larry.
The Big Lebowski
3m3s
Just got home from Illinois Locked the front door, oh, boy Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch Imagination sets in Pretty soon I'm singin' Doo,doo,doo Looking out my back door Keeping mighty cool. There's a giant doing cartwheels A statue wearing high heels Look at all the happy creatures Dancing on the lawn A dinosaur Victrola listening to Buck Owens Doo, doo, doo Looking out my back door Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band Doo,doo,doo Wondrous apparition provided by magician Doo,doo,doo Looking out my back door Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon? Doo,doo,doo Bother me tomorrow Today I'll buy no sorrows Doo,doo,doo Looking out my back door He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the ln-N-Out Burger. No, the ln-N-Out Burger's on Camrose. Near the ln-N-Out Burger. Those are good burgers, Walter. Shut the fuck up, Donny. The kid is in the ninth grade, Dude. And his father is... Are you ready for this? His father is Arthur Digby Sellers. Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers? VVhO the... Have you ever heard of a little show called Branded, Dude? Yes, yes, I... "All but one man died there at Bitter Creek." I know the fucking show, Walter. So what? Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude. The bulk of the series. Oh. Not exactly a lightweight. No. And yet his son is a fucking dunce.
The Big Lebowski
1m10s
I got to tender my resignation or whatever because looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all. She most certainly was not. Hey, man, why don't you fucking listen occasionally? You might learn something. Now, I got... Please don't call her my mother. She's most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim. I'm telling you, I've got pretty definitive evidence. From who? From the main guy, Uli. Uli Kunkel? Her costar in the beaver picture? You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy? I might have introduced them, for all I know. Do you remember Uli? He's a musician. Used to have a group, Autobahn. Look in my LP's. They released one album in the late '70s. Their music is sort of a techno pop. So he's pretending to be the abductor? V\Iell, yeah. Look, Jeffrey, you don't really kidnap someone you're acquainted with. The whole idea is that the hostage can't identify you after you've let them go. Well, I know that.
The Big Lebowski